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03-08-2016 12:15 PM
VWMom Yeah-had to "ban" the kids from singing this at my home after a dcg complained to mom that the kids are singing bad words all day
03-08-2016 10:06 AM
Controlled Chaos Take your shoes out of your mouth!
We don't eat spider webs
No more than 3 in the bathroom at once
Hands out of your butt (2 yo likes them both in her crack )
Ninja is an outside game
Please leave the table, shake off your bad manners and the come back to try again.
03-08-2016 04:46 AM
LindseyA
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Originally Posted by DaveArmour View Post
Just because the dog barks when someone opens the door doesn't mean you need to. He's trained to do it.

No we don't need to bring the ducks inside because it's raining.

The song is "Uptown FUNK." Say it slowly-F U NNN K!

If DW isn't going to play nice with the cars she's going to end up in time out.

My personal favorite? "No you can't pay for daycare in moonshine!" That one still leaves me shaking my head.
Speaking of Uptown Funk, my 6yo sings "Up, down, help you up. Up, down help you up." Can you tell she grew up in a daycare home? Lol
03-08-2016 04:13 AM
DaveA Just because the dog barks when someone opens the door doesn't mean you need to. He's trained to do it.

No we don't need to bring the ducks inside because it's raining.

The song is "Uptown FUNK." Say it slowly-F U NNN K!

If DW isn't going to play nice with the cars she's going to end up in time out.

My personal favorite? "No you can't pay for daycare in moonshine!" That one still leaves me shaking my head.
03-08-2016 02:08 AM
VWMom I have a dcb who I am sure will end up on an episode of hoarders
"We don't hide all the hot wheels in our pants"
03-07-2016 07:05 PM
Miss A I never in a million years thought I would ever have to say "fingers don't go in butts". Lo and behold, I find myself saying this multiple times a day, to the same DCG.
03-07-2016 09:25 AM
Laurel
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Originally Posted by angelw2babies View Post
Your fork is for food, not scratching your butt. - I have a 2 year old that uses his fork for everything except eating.
03-07-2016 08:40 AM
BabyMonkeys Your fork is for food, not scratching your butt. - I have a 2 year old that uses his fork for everything except eating.
03-07-2016 07:21 AM
Leigh Put your pants back on. Put your pants back on. Put your clothes back on (I had one that liked to be au natural every time we were outdoors). Please don't wipe your nose on my chair (or my pant leg). Please take your hand out of your pants (for the 13th time today). Please stop trying to swing from the curtains (which I finally had to just take down). We don't eat boogers. We pee in the potty only, not on the wall.
03-06-2016 05:00 PM
Laurel
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Originally Posted by mamamanda View Post
I've used the spilled milk one so much one of my dcgs heard me sigh after the third spill of the meal and she said, "It's ok. We don't cry over spilled milk, remember?"
They're so funny!
03-06-2016 03:11 PM
mamamanda
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Originally Posted by Laurel View Post
Fun thread idea! Haha, I like the underwear one.

Some of mine

-Friends don't sit on friends.
-You don't need to cry over spilled milk. (I couldn't believe when I actually heard myself saying this old classic when a child actually cried over spilling his milk)

I am retired but still pick my two grandkids up from school and watch them. I ordered a pilates ball from amazon and my granddaughter just wouldn't let me see it. She loved it so I said "Hey, give grandma a turn with her toy."
I've used the spilled milk one so much one of my dcgs heard me sigh after the third spill of the meal and she said, "It's ok. We don't cry over spilled milk, remember?"
03-06-2016 01:16 PM
Laurel
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Originally Posted by NightOwl View Post
My all time favorite:

We don't lick our friends!
Oh yeah, I've said that one too. Also, we don't lick our shoes.
03-06-2016 12:29 PM
NightOwl My all time favorite:

We don't lick our friends!
03-06-2016 02:44 AM
Josiegirl No, we don't throw our silverware in the trash. Or down the vent. Or at your friends.

Please don't poke her with your fork or you'll lose it.

Yes, I've seen Ariel the Mermaid but we don't comb our hair with our forks, especially after eating buttered noodles with parmesan cheese.

I know you love wearing underwear all day but we're going to rest now and you need pull-ups. See? Your pull-ups have cute things on them too!
03-06-2016 01:26 AM
Laurel Fun thread idea! Haha, I like the underwear one.

Some of mine

-Friends don't sit on friends.
-You don't need to cry over spilled milk. (I couldn't believe when I actually heard myself saying this old classic when a child actually cried over spilling his milk)

I am retired but still pick my two grandkids up from school and watch them. I ordered a pilates ball from amazon and my granddaughter just wouldn't let me see it. She loved it so I said "Hey, give grandma a turn with her toy."
03-05-2016 09:21 PM
Jazzii What are some things you would never imagine saying??? Here are a few of mine:

1. R you cannot walk around the daycare with no underwear

2. Please clean off the bumbo and next time, don't pick your nose and wipe it- we use tissues here

3. No the (PLASTIC!!!) tray does not go in the garbage

4. Stepping on our friends is not nice

5. You need to go back in and wash.... With soap

6. Relax, its only a little bit of applesauce

My kids are infants (8 weeks) to toddlers (4) all day then 3-4 school agers in the afternoon

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