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Ridiculous but Necessary Things We Say
I think we've had this thread a few times before but it always tickles me. What things have/do you say, that if any (normal) person heard you say they might alert the proper authorities, but serve a definite purpose in your daycare? :D
I just said "The bunnies don't need to be punching anyone in the face. They need to be nice". Dcg really needed to stop making the stuffed bunnies " punch" the other stuffies and DCB...but after I said it, I was like "What???" :confused::confused::confused: |
I love this thread lol. I don't know that I can think of an amazing one just now, but one of my dcms always wants to know the strangest thing I have said each day. She always laughs and says "our days are so different!" She works in an office with adults lol :lol:
Not hilarious but funny things I say frequently: "Not all babies are named Aubrey" (My dd is sure they all are :rolleyes:) "Superheros only fight outside" "Friends don't poke friends in the eye" "Only Ms. Chaos smells booties" "You have eaten enough rolly pollys today" "Tooting on command is not a super power" ...there are sooo many :lol: |
This morning Robot Role play between dcb's went awry
Me: " The robots are nice to their friends at school." Dcb: "like superfriend?" Me: "yes. Just like superfriend." |
Originally Posted by Controlled Chaos: |
Don't lick the bottom of your shoes please. :lol:
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5 yr old DCG playing with a caterpillar she found outside...who will now be her pet.......
"I'm going to get her fixed so she can't have puppies" |
I like this thread!
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"Please don't lick your friends"
"Okay who pooped" "Please don't put your toy...in your pants.. Mouth...up your nose.. Etc" "We don't kill each other mrs A's" "Please don't sniff the dogs bum he doesn't like that" |
Just today:
"Stay next to the toilet until you're finished wiping" (to the kid who walks into the kitchen to chat before wiping, with underwear down and bottom dirty) "Please don't pee where everybody walks" (to the kid who responded to dcm's request to pee before heading home by peeing on the stone path to my door). |
Miss N, can you cut his thingy off..
The string on his shoes were too long................ |
Originally Posted by Sugar Magnolia: |
Originally Posted by Sugar Magnolia: |
I got nothing to add today but I love these posts.
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Get that out of the dog's ear
Get off of the dog, she isn't a horse All babies are not named Ellie Let go of the dog's tongue! The gecko's name is A.L.A.B.A.S.T.E.R. (NOT b@st@rd) My poor animals... :lol: |
Referring to playing with the mr. potato heads.
"I'm not putting his butt back on anymore." And You can't have all the pieces in your butt, the other kids needs pieces for theirs too":lol: that just sounds sooooo wrong. |
"Come on let's try going to the Oval Office again".
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"We don't pick our nose with silverware." Said it at breakfast this morning, he was digging for gold with his spoon handle, then eating it.
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"Why yes that is a ginormous poo. Good work!"
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Every time I go out of the house..
"No, they aren't all mine. I own these 2 (pointing to my own children) and I rent all the rest (pointing to the other 4). " |
Originally Posted by BakerMomma: |
Friends don't sit on friends.
Lick the shoe was common here too! |
Daycare teachers know this one , maybe some of you fcc providers use it too :
Catch a bubble ! |
Here, we are Toy Story fans and the kids love to play with Buzz and Woody. One day I actually said, "K! Let go of J's Woody!" Yikes!
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Originally Posted by Unregistered: |
"Don't throw the baby!" (referring to a baby doll)
"Put your hippopotamus away, please" "Don't spill the beans!" (we have beans in our sensory table right now) |
Originally Posted by stephanie: Laurel |
He'll quit hitting your butt if you quit sticking it in his face
No, you cannot wipe your nose and your penis with the same piece of toilet paper Stop chewing your toe nails at the table Eat with your hands, not with your feet Everybody get high! (said very loudly by 3 yo dck outside. He wanted everybody to climb up the play structure.) |
Today's golden nuggets were:
"We don't cut friend's throats" (speaking to a 3 yr old who was chasing his friends outside with a plastic shovel saying he was going to cut their throat) :eek: "Don't like the table/chair/your arm" (speaking to a 2 year old who has had a fascination with licking everything lately) |
I have the cutest 1 year old dcb in my care. Yesterday while I was bending in the cabinet to grab a pan to make lunch, he kept trying to pull up the back of my shirt so he could blow on my "tummy" :eek::lol:
He was so stinking cute and proud of himself but I did have to say "We can't blow on Mrs. K's belly!":lol::lol: |
hand nursing
"What are you doing to my hand?"
dck: "ha ha" "What are you doing to my hand?" dck: "ha ha" "Are you missing ma ma?" dck:"Uh huh" How bout a drink and nookie dck: smiles and says "ok" "Were you trying to nurse my hand?" dck: "yeah" and giggled with nook in mouth:) |
So funny. Love how some need a explanation because taken out of context they seem wrong. Like the butt one.
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Originally Posted by Onawhim: I'm getting a little frustrated with the comments every. single. time. |
I was on a walk one day with 4 dcks. 12 month old african american boy
14 month old red haired girl 18 month lightest blond/white hair girl 9 month old bald little boy. A lady getting in her car said are all those yours? WTH did she think I had kids that close together with different fathers. Lol. |
Originally Posted by AmyLeigh: lol! I think that's a good one too! Once my husband and I took 5 daycare kiddos to see Santa Clause, we are both Caucasian, the daycare kiddos were, Filipino, Chinese, African American/Indian, Hispanic, and Hispanic/Caucasian. We got a lot of stares that day. Then one of Santas elves commented on how great it was that we would adopt all these children, and stated loudly "y'all are just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie". :lol: I just said "yeah, I know, right!"- I didn't have the time or patience to explain with all the screaming these Little ones were doing trying to get them on Santas lap! |
Originally Posted by AmyLeigh: |
Originally Posted by DaveArmour: |
Originally Posted by DaveArmour: |
"Please don't sit on the bathroom floor naked" :eek: Its really odd how many times I've said that recently! I think its because most of them are wearing shorts now, and they slip off.
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"Well, if you would keep your fingers out of your nose you wouldn't have boogers on your hands!"
"Stop licking your toes! You are only doing it because I just told J to stop licking his!" "Are you finished pooping yet?" These were today...... |
A little off subject but still related to things said at daycare,
I put on Finding Nemo for the last 20 min of the day yesterday.... When in starts it shows scenes under the water and such Dcb 3 says "that's a water table, that's a cool water table" Dcg 2 says "no! That's not a water table, that's an OHHH-SH**" :eek: it took me a second to realize she meant ocean :lol: |
Originally Posted by DaveArmour: |
Don't try to throw up with those scissors
They are large on the ends for not getting stuck in throat.
Fixated on throwing up for a while, and tries to make self throw up by putting the doll scissors down throat. After eating a big meal at lunch with seconds they the kids tell me the other threw up. I clear the room, grab the thermometer, I go to get the cleaning supplies. I come back and I said, "Don't try to throw up with those scissors"What are you doing?" "Why are you doing that if you don't want to throw up?" "That is going to make you throw up?" We looked at eachother with silly but serious faces, like you know better than that. |
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