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The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?
Michael is letting me start sticky for funny things we see and hear. :)
So, what made you laugh today? |
Many things made me laugh today; mostly just what comes out of those precious children's mouths when we're having snack and lunch, AND, especially AND, when they had a "marching band" going on with my musical instruments and I was supposed to clap and wave and they are just so darn cute! We had a lovely day. Life is GOOD.
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DCB 2.5, who is NOT very verbal, told me his tummy hurt. I asked him if he thought he was going to throw up (I ask even though I know he doesn't answer) and he grinned brightly and said excitedly, "Okay!" and ran off. :confused::rolleyes: er...guess you don't know anything about throwing up, kid, lol. I laughed--even though I am now on "vomit watch" with him. He did go on to eat two bowls of cereal for breakfast, so maybe he was just hungry...
My 3 yo DD is into pretending to be other people--right now when she puts on a particular purple dress she's Angelina from Angelina Ballerina. When she's Angelina, I am known as "Angelina Mommy" and DH is "Angelina Daddy." Woe betide you if you forget that she is Angelina and actually call her by her given name! Yesterday my 3 yo was drawing pictures of thunder. DH corrected her (he is so clueless) by saying, "You mean a thunderstorm?" And she gave him a perfectly withering look and said, exasperated, "No, Daddy--just thunder. BOOM!" |
I have two 3 yr old boys who have been "at each other" all week.
This morning while playing with the wafffle blocks the tension started to get a bit elavated and I said, "Boys, why are you guys fighting now?" One looks up and says, "Because we're friends...." Ohhhhh, I don't know why I didn't realize that....duh!!:ouch: |
I have been told it's my birthday today so I have been given the little people barn fully stocked with a leapfrog plastic basketball for a birthday present about 6 times so far this morning, all wrapped up in invisible wrapping paper. :)
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DCB age 2....
I normally always wear big sweatshirts, Im always freezing in this 60 degree weather (lol) this morning I took it off during wiggle time and DCB says wow miss _______I didnt know you had boobies............ i think my face turned red and I just replied yes I do, I am a girl....My husband was rofl.. |
Originally Posted by SilverSabre25: My DS (who is 20 mo) and I were singing "Wheels on the bus" and for the beep beep beep of the horn he was singing "beet beet beet". His little voice makes my heart skip. So adorable. :) |
Originally Posted by E Daycare: |
Originally Posted by laundrymom: |
My 5yo dcg asked me today:
"What would happen if your favorite food was hot dogs but nobody invented them yet?" :lol::lol::lol: |
Just had a SA kid show my preschoolers a picture of their "boyfriend" and the preschooler says,
"Oh, I didn't know he was a boy. Why do they call him 'just a beaver' then?" :lol::lol::lol: It was a photo of Justin Bieber |
Originally Posted by Blackcat31: |
Originally Posted by Blackcat31: |
lmao that is funny.
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Had a kindergartener ask me yesterday if I have a wife. I said um, no... I'm a girl... I have a husband! Lol
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Originally Posted by : :lol: |
I don't typically have kids on Sunday mornings (though I do offer "non-standard" hour care). Anyway, this little guy I've had for about 2 yrs now went with us to church this morning. (Yes, I have permission from his parents as they usually take him to their church on Sunday morns.) We pulled up, and he sees the red brick building and exclaims "Yay! Church!" kinda made me giggle. He then proceeded to tell everyone we saw that he is 3. His birthday was yesterday, and thankfully we live in the country, and it's a small congregation. But the icing on the cake was right before the Gospel reading we sing the "Gospel Acclimation" which is a bunch of Alleluias. He, instead of singing "Alleluia" was singing E-I-E-I-O (very sincerely too). Had to do all I could to not laugh. Instead I was able to smile at him while we were singing.
Needless to say, his parents thought it was great that he is starting to participate at church... :) |
DCB and Dad come in this morning...Dad looks a little incredulous but smiling...Apparently, when dcb got out of the car at my house this morning he exclaimed:
THIS is my LIFE! Apparently he missed us...:) |
Originally Posted by jen: |
Originally Posted by Blackcat31: |
Originally Posted by laundrymom: |
child #1: You can't have a baby, too. Only one person can have a baby.
Child #2 I want one, too. Me: It's ok if both of you have babies, people do that all the time both children smile :) Child #2: How about I have a baby in 100 yrs? Child #1: Yeah, that'll work. You can have a baby in 100 yrs. Both children happy and content at the agreement! |
2 yr old comes over with his hands clasped together.
"Got somefing for ya." "Oh yea, what is it?" I replied. As I opened his hands, he smirks and replies with pursed lips "a moochie!" Followed up with, "Say mank you. That's your manners!" |
Aunt Chwee? Can we play Hot Spotch?
Translation - Aunt Cheri? Can we play Hop Scotch? |
DCK are learning to sing ba ba black sheep... at circle time if I call your name, you sing for the group a solo of the song..
DCK age 3 signs blah blah balck sheep............lol it was so funny all the kids were in stiches laughing |
All 3 kids (ages 2,2,3)found flat pieces of ice outside and pretending the ice pieces were drums. They were all saying "dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum" from Hand Hand Fingers Thumb. It was so cute and it was hard not to laugh at them so that they would keep it up.
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The other day the children were learning about their bones and a plastic little skeleton was hanging on a hook sitting on the table to show our skeleton and bones. And one little boy who is 4 said, "I just don't get what I am seeing here?"
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My four YO DKB looked distressed, I asked him what was wrong..He put his palm to his head and said "I was thinking of doing something naughty.."
This is the same boy who comes out of the bathroom singing bad romance by Lady Gaga...too funny |
almost 3 yo dcb spotted a little people building that has some steps on the outside. He gasped and declared lovingly (but loudly), "MY 'TEPS!!!" and proceeded to walk a little person up and down the steps for about ten minutes.
My almost 2 yo dcb spent a good ten minutes this morning throwing a toy for my cat to fetch. It was my cat's favorite prey (aside from prey that's actually, you know, alive)--a pompom puff. DCB would throw the puff, the cat would chase it, and dcb would jump up and down and clap with joy that the cat was chasing it. |
DCG has been sitting very quietly looking at books. After a few books and swtiching chairs a few times she closes her last book, looks at me, and says "Can I get off my time out now?" I look back at her and try not to laugh as I say, "Honey, you were not on a time out." She looks surprised and said, "oh!"
Now I wonder if she should have been on one. :lol: |
When I asked my son "Do you want to go potty now or in 1 minute?" and he replied "In lots of minutes"! He hasn't said anything like that before and neither have I, he's 2.7 yrs. :) I thought it was cute!
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We were playing Simon Says today and the boys were all having such a good time and laughing and it was just pure FUN! We took turns letting them decide what Simon would do next. It was a lot of fun, and with how stressful it has been here the last couple weeks, it felt really really good!
PLUS, it is warming up out side and the snow is melting, which means we can play OUTSIDE next week! YIPPEEEEEE!!!!! :Sunny: |
2 year old learning to sideways gallop on my crooked sidewalk and then wanting to walk it backward. :)
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A 4 yr old told me yesterday, "kids they grow up fast don't they?"
I said what did you just say and he repeated it like it was nothing. I just laughed. |
It's not daycare related, but it sure is cute.
My DD, 3 yo, is going to her cousin's house for a sleepover tonight. She's SO excited about it. Last night she started packing...and picked out about 4 pairs of pants, 6 shirts, 3 pairs of jammies, 4 nighttime diapers, and about 12 pairs of underwear for her 24 hour stay! She was so serious while she was doing it that it was all DH and I could do to keep from laughing. I don't have the heart to try and convince her that she doesn't need all of that stuff...but I am laughing uproariously inside! She is also helping us paint some rooms today. She has her own little roller (a trim roller, but the perfect size for a 3 yo!) and was painting "robots" and "carnivals" all over the walls. I almost hated to paint over her masterpiece, but I did get a good picture. |
My two dcgs came up to me holding hands and the older one said Miss Morgan we discussed it and decided that you should let us watch tunes all day. I had to admire them for working together but it didn't work. They get to watch a cartoon on Friday for 1/2 hour.
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We were learning about the presidents Lincoln and Washington and I was informed by a 3 year old that they were NOT our presidents... "The Rock and Bama was"! It was all I could do to keep a straight face.:D
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I had one 3 yrs come in today sour faced and grumpy,... he lasted about 3 minutes and stood in front of me,... "know why I am angry?" why??? "cause Mommy wont let my horse sleep in my room! That is torture!, I miss him". then he stomped off.
Imagine that, the horse has to sleep in the barn,..lol. Yes, real horse, lol. |
While I was making lunch I asked DCG and DS to share what they did this weekend. When it was DSs turn it went something like this:
DS: I'm not telling. It's a secret. DCG: I am taking your secret. DS: NO! You can't have it, it's my secret. DCG: I want the secret so I am taking it. DS: It's my secret you can't have it. DCG: But I want it. I do intervene here and inform them that if DS hasn't shared his secret no one else can really have it. DS: See, it's mine and you can't have it. DCG: Fine, here, you can have it back. |
So we were telling one 4yr old boy how it is not ok to hit his friend in his privates. This can hurt him.
The boy who got hit there who is 4 said oh you mean my junk? |
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