Originally Posted by MarinaVanessa:
This one right here wouldn't have even received a comment from me. All the client would have gotten from me would be a long and uncomfortable silence probably followed by a click and a dial tone.
I KNEW this one would be in here as soon as I read the topic of this thread.
Here are mine:
Can you please not ask me to breast feed YOUR baby. I won't do it no matter how many times you ask.
Can you change your child's diaper before you bring him? His obviously overnight diaper at 10:00am drop-off is leaking all over my carpet.
Can you keep your 3yo's pocket knife at home please even though you swear to me that he can't get it open by myself.
(to a DCD) Can you not write cheeky things in the memo line of your check like "sexual favors" or "a good time". I mean, I think they're absolutely hilarious and everything ... my husband and probably the IRS and Law Enforcement just don't feel the same way 
I would be handing the check right back and ask that they rewrite it.