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Cat Herder 09:58 AM 07-20-2018
1. Tie neck toddler sundresses.

Really? What could possibly go wrong on the playground?

2. White pants.

Meh, you asked for it.

3. Skinny jeans.

I will consider giving them raisins and warm decaf tea just before pickup. Not likely to do it, but will think on it seriously.

4. Light up or glitter shoes.

Don't whine to me when your kid busts her lip from falling repeatedly as her friends trip her to touch the shoes. You were warned.
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