great idea!

$10 for every time I touch bodily fluid
$2 every time your child has to be reminded of a rule immediately after I just told them.
$5 every time your child attempts to hit/bite/scratch/push/pull etc
$1 for every time your child says "IMMMM DOONNNNEEE."
$1 every time your child says GROSS to vegetables
$50 every time you fail to bring supplies
$5 every time you ask me about a policy you're already aware of.
$50 every time you ask if you have to pay for a day your child was absent
$25/day illness fee for those symptoms that aren't exclusionary, just annoying.
$100 every time a parent is caught in a lie

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