holy crap!
For real???
I would have had a hard time not laughing out loud at them too!
I had a 4 yr old DCB many years ago that had fits of anger and rage. I was told to sandwich him between two sofa cushions and hold him in a bear hug until he stopped.
Yeah, because that works great for reducing anger and frustration.
The minute he said he was going to kill someone else, I would have termed immediately.
It's pretty darn sad that we have to deal with that kind of thing in an early childhood setting.