*moves child off my lap*
DCG3: “why can’t I sit on you?”
Me: “it’s super hot in here for some reason, I’m dying”
Different DCG3: *fanning self* “yeah I’m dying too”
Original DCG3: “me too! Baby (child with same name, always calls her baby for little B) you died too?”

Oh how they pick up every little thing hahah

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