- I have not seen the sun for 11 days now.
- I don't want to be back from vacation, it went too fast.
- A hurricane interrupted my vacation.
- I got sick on vacation, lost one day to bedrest and am now taking two different meds.
- Four out of six of my DCK's are also on meds with raging diaper rashes.
- I am wearing my fat jeans, today.
Yes, I will take some cheese with all that.