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Old 03-12-2013, 01:35 PM
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I was once told that little Susie was potty trained, completely independent in the bathroom. The only neccessary action on the provider's part was:

1. Pulling down her pants
2. Lifting her and putting her on the toilet
3. Singing her songs the entire time she sits there
4. Holding a tissue over her nose because SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE SMELL OF HER OWN PEE!
5. Wiping her while still holding the tissue over her nose
6. Pulling up her pants
7. Flushing AFTER she leaves the bathroom.

Ummmm, huh?!??! Next, please.