Same crazy dcmom:
~ asked that I only have the baby nap in his car seat.
~ carry sleeping baby in his car seat from room to room as I go from room to room (was told he'll sleep if he is tired)
~ was directed to only feed the baby at 10:30 and 2:30, no more than 10 minutes early or late and to just keep the bottle in his mouth until he ate 7 oz.

I was young and dumb and inexperienced and actually took the child. No surprise that it didn't last long!