Originally Posted by bbo:
Then I realized that it would not be very concientious of me ! What was I thinking? 
So I asked my daughter to look at a more modern version.
Three blind mice; the PC version
Posted on October 21st, 2009 by Rob
in Poetry
Three partially sighted mice,
three partially sighted mice;
see how they ambulate at a less than optimal pace
on account of their vision impairment.
See how they ambulate at a less than optimal pace
on account of their vision impairment.
They all ran after the farmer's matrimonally annexed life partner,
who allegedly assaulted them
causing non-fatal dismemberment
of a rearward appendage
with a large-bladed kitchen implement.
Did you ever see
(without wishing to dicriminate against, marginalise or disrespect those unable to do so)
such a thing in your life
as three partially sighted mice?
Too bad it would be impossible to sing! I guess I will pick another song! 
yeah, I am taking an inclusion class, and it should be "3 mice with visual impairments" ....."people first" language means person...then description of exceptionality.