DCG4 to UPS guy through playground fence: "Wanna know a secret? Mrs. Cat Herder gave me cat food an' it tastes like oatmeal cookies. That's silly."
UPS guy: "Um, okay. Have a great afternoon!"
My inspection will most likely begin in 5....4....3...
FTR, we had cracklin' oat bran, sliced strawberries and vanilla yogurt for morning snack. Not cat food.