I have many, since my now 6 yo is not shy and talks too much with no filter on her thoughts.
One time when it was particularly whiny, difficult 2 yo dcb's last day she says right in front of his dad at pick up "It's dcb's last day here! We should have a party!" I thought quick and said "Oh, you mean a going away party? Yes, we'll miss him! Goodbyes are hard" then I turned to dad and said "Any excuse to have a party!"
Totally not what she meant, and yes I wanted to have a party
