Lately I’ve felt like parents have lost their minds. Here are some recent crazy comments/requests from parents:

Can you not let dcg go into the sun when y’all play outside? Maybe make her stay on the covered porch while y’all play in the yard?

My son doesn’t like to be contained by baby gates and play yard fences. He’ll do better if you just let him free roam in the house.

My daughter is just one of those kids that doesn’t need naps. I can tell because she never seems to want to take one. (She is 9mths old)

The doctor told us dcg has the flu but don’t worry, the doctor says it isn’t the contagious kind.

I think dcg is feeling insecure because she isn’t the youngest anymore. (Dcg is 9 mths old)

I know dcg has been biting the other kids but I figure it’s not a problem because she doesn’t mean to hurt them on purpose.

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