my friend did Judge ****! her child was run over by another child that was riding a bike. The bike riding child's parents said they were not responsible for injuries and Judge **** said they were because they had a responsibility towards their child's behavior, even in public. It was a quick win for my friend and the hospital bill for her toddler was paid (the bike rider was elementary age)

honestly, I think I would go for this. you have so much in your favor OP