Originally Posted by Cat Herder:
Do you live close to a state park, skating rink or lake? That is how I survived it back in the day. 
Badmitten, corn hole, sprinklers and water paint helped, too.
Yes, but the regulations in my state would require me to have a lifeguard certification, and I'd have to have biannual transportation training. Also, I would have to have a vehicle that I could stuff them all into, car seats, booster seats, and so on......