Dear Worst DCP Evahh!

I am sorry to tell you that I am terminating your care effective <s>today</s> YESTERDAY.
I will truly miss your sweet, adorable little DontKnowHowHesSoNice. He has been a joy to work with.
However, I cannot tolerate one more solitary <s>day</s> SECOND of seeing your face at my door, in my house.

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