I just read a funny list of superlatives.
https://www.shutterfly.com/ideas/yearbook-superlative/ There are many, many links of lists on google, too.
I am
at "Most likely to be catfished" "Most likely to drop his/her phone in the toilet" "Most likely to sleep through an earthquake", "Most likely to have a child born addicted to Starbucks", "Most likely to never be single" and "Cutest couple that never was."