Ruined a 5 yr old's life today, so I can check that off my bucket list
. How could I be so cruel? What on earth did I do?
I put him in timeout for trying to spit in another child's face.
For 5 minutes I heard a continuous stream of how I ruined his life and he's never going to be happy ever again and how unfair I am and how he's going to cry all his tears out and die because he won't have any left when he needs them.
Drama king. That's the only phrase to describe him. Drama king.
Ironically if a child so much as bumps into him accidently it's instant diva mode because how DARE somebody 'push him down' and injure him and now he 'just can't possibly play anymore because he's SOOOOOO hurt'-and not just his body, but his 'insides are shattered into a million pieces!'
8 weeks until Kindergarten starts!!!!!
It's getting harder and harder to not laugh or roll my eyes in the presence of the kids when he does this.