I'd love to charge for every text "checking in" on little Snowflake.
I have one family (two parents) that text a half dozen times each day (EACH PARENT) asking how Snowflake is....
Nevermind that Snowflake has been attending full time/daily for over a year and a half now.
It takes every ounce of restraint to not text back
"Snowflake who?" or
"Oh, Snowflake is here today?" but I don't.......
