Originally Posted by Cat Herder:
"I am so sorry. I was on the cross at church and my replacement came late."
So, you were late picking up your kids from daycare because you were too busy virtue signaling for attention? 
What would Jesus say?
Happy Easter, y'all. 
I bet there aren't too many of us who have heard
that excuse! Just when you think you've heard it all, some inventive parent comes up with a new one! lol