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Cat Herder 03:40 AM 03-31-2011
I have had this happen a few times, I think it comes with the territory.

I typically just shot 'em down with a "Rooster" block.

"You look wonderful" = "You know you are not getting a discount, right?"

"I wish my wife smelled as good as you." = "Well, Macys has a sale on scents this week you can run down there on your way home. I know she would love it since she has mentioned it a few times as well. She deserves it, you know."

"You sure are looking toned these days" ( yes, really) = ", yeah, a couple bad burritos will do that for anyone. I am still pushing fluids like crazy!!" (THAT image works better than a photo of his grandma in the shower )

"You have such beautiful eyes" = "Has that REALLY ever worked for anyone? So how late are you planning to be?"

You get the picture....
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