I have had this happen a few times, I think it comes with the territory.
I typically just shot 'em down with a "Rooster"
block.
"You look wonderful" = "You know you are not getting a discount, right?"
"I wish my wife smelled as good as you." = "Well, Macys has a sale on scents this week you can run down there on your way home. I know she would love it since she has mentioned it a few times as well. She deserves it, you know."
"You sure are looking toned these days" (
yes, really
) = "
, yeah, a couple bad burritos will do that for anyone. I am still pushing fluids like crazy!!" (THAT image works better than a photo of his grandma in the shower
)
"You have such beautiful eyes" = "Has that REALLY ever worked for anyone?
So how late are you planning to be?"
You get the picture....