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Dear Douchey-Fam,

Re: your phone call on 11/2/17 at 8:08pm PST

I'm certain that you know the penalties for illegally recording someone and using the recording for extortion in the state of California, or you would have sent your threats in writing.

I will NOT be blackmailed.

Here's an invoice for the amount you owe me. I've attached the California Penal Code for the crimes you've committed against me, along with the possible penalties. Should you choose to continue on your crime spree, I'll contact the local police department and the DA's office to press charges.

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