I have on occasional DCB who cracks me up every time he's here. Here are a few of my favourite quotes.

DCB: I'd really like to have snack but I have to go pee right now.
Me: Okay, we'll have snack after you go.
DCB: Yeah, sorry, us fellas are always wrecking plans by having to go pee.


DCB: Miss J, did you know that you are not allowed to say..(whispers) Oh my God?
Me: Yes, I did! I never do.
DCB: Did you ALSO know that you are not allowed to say...(whispers) Oh my Goodness?
Me: Really? Then what can I say?
DCB: Oh my!

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