I'm not sure if I posted this here or another forum but 3yr grand-daughter told a dcm that 'My Damma has two black titties and my Dampa has one big tittie.'
(that would be kitties)
I keep a list going on the fridge and put the sayings on it to remember.
Years ago a girl brought me an apple and asked me to take the wrapper (peeling) off. The other day they were eating waffles and talking about the whiskers. I went over thinking they had hairs or something on them. No, it was the syrup threads or as we now call them 'whiskers'. Another little one calls skeletons 'skuckles'.