Me:" Careful, dcb, the pizza is a little hot. Give it a minute."
DCB: [looks at me, looks at the pizza, grins, pokes the pizza, bursts into tears] "IT'S HOT!!!!!" he screams angrily
Me: "Well, I warned you...and it's not *that* hot...
Other DCB: [looks at his pizza, pokes it, laughs] "Ow!" [pokes it again] "Ow!" [and again] "ow!"
Me:
