$25 for each time your child points and screeches "BALL" at the top of her lungs. Extra if there isn't even a ball in sight.

$25 for each time your child screams when I am not in their sight. Extra if this screaming causes other children to scream too.

$25 for any child that refuses to nap or at the very least, be quiet during nap time. Extra if they cause other children to wake up.

$25 for any child who comes with an obvious cold. Extra for each other child who catches that cold. Extra if you lie and say it isn't a cold, just allergies.

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