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Old 09-23-2013, 10:10 AM
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I shall take you to bed & have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy. And yes, you will beg me to stop as you in lay in your drenched sheets. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you. And when I am finished with, you will be weak for days for I am the flu. Now get your mind out of the gutter & go get your flu shot!! You run a daycare after all..... (giggle)
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Old 09-23-2013, 10:12 AM
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OMG that was pretty funny. You should have seen my face hahahaha
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Old 09-23-2013, 10:49 AM
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LOL That is too funny!!
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Old 09-23-2013, 10:58 AM
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OMG that was pretty funny. You should have seen my face hahahaha


You should have seen my DH's face as I read the post outloud to him!
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:05 AM
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My first thought was that your account was hacked, second was this was another craigslist ad. You gave me a good laugh today-thanks
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:21 AM
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I shall take you to bed & have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy. And yes, you will beg me to stop as you in lay in your drenched sheets. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you. And when I am finished with, you will be weak for days for I am the flu. Now get your mind out of the gutter & go get your flu shot!! You run a daycare after all..... (giggle)
My first thought was......is this from. 50 Shades?
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:41 AM
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I was thinking these were the lyrics to some song I hadn't heard yet that your dck's were singing
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:42 AM
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Nice!
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:43 AM
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I was like "what the heck" you had to be hacked. Or you were referencing a book..
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Old 09-23-2013, 12:58 PM
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For a moment I thought I was on my Whisky.com forum.
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:13 PM
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FANTASTIC!!
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:16 PM
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Lol. I thought you may have had several tabs open and posted to the wrong forum!
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I had to come see what it was from the hovering.
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nice!
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:13 PM
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Ok, you got me. That was funny..
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:14 PM
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You Go! Sorry you've been ill.
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:15 PM
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Does anyone here NOT get a flu shot ?
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:20 PM
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I shall take you to bed & have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy. And yes, you will beg me to stop as you in lay in your drenched sheets. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am finished with you. And when I am finished with, you will be weak for days for I am the flu. Now get your mind out of the gutter & go get your flu shot!! You run a daycare after all..... (giggle)
I need a drink (and a shower)
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:20 PM
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Lol. I thought you may have had several tabs open and posted to the wrong forum!
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Old 09-23-2013, 06:35 PM
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Thanks for the laugh.....definitely needed on this Monday!
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I don't.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:12 PM
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I don't
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:13 PM
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I don't either. I was just curious.
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Old 09-23-2013, 07:57 PM
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Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that!

Man if only we had "reaction videos" of everyone while they read this thread! I totally thought you got hacked or someone got around to reading 50 shades


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Old 09-23-2013, 09:02 PM
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OMG I Started to read at work and then was like WTF iS THIS? lol


GOOD1 and SO TRUE!
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I never do.
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OMG

I'm up at 3am dying from allergies and I think I just woke up the house laughing!
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Old 09-24-2013, 04:20 AM
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We always got flu shots, until last year when we kind of just ran out of time or forgot ...and last winter was the first winter in about 5 or 6 years that none of us (kids included) ended up very ill with anything ... minor colds or a sinus infection, yes, but no major respiratory sickness or flu of any kind. Could just be coincidence, but I'm leaning towards "no" again for this year.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:14 PM
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We are a flu shot free household.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:19 PM
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Thanks for the laugh, hilarious!! :-)
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We are a flu shot free household.
Same here. We've never had the flu either... a
Though I'm sure I just jinxed us!
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:44 PM
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I've never really thought much about having to get a flu shot until my DH got diabetes and once I saw how easily the common cold could wipe him out and wreak havoc on his system, I get one faithfully every year now.

I am not worried about myself but I AM worried about my loved ones that count on the added protection of other's getting the flu shot.

I know many people feel there is no guarantee and they are probably right but I still choose to do what I can.
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