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Cat Herder 10:08 AM 01-23-2015
What one line made you laugh the loudest, cover your mouth in awe that it was said or stick with you, long term, in a way that you did not expect when it was read??

No cheating... "Can't choose just one so, a b c..." Please.

**Don't name names, but if the author recognizes their own post feel free to out yourself if you so choose.... after all, it is your truth to tell.

I'll go first: "Nah, I am your best friend. You just can't see it, yet."

You next.....
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NeedaVaca 10:27 AM 01-23-2015
because everything in your world is wonderfully awesome, with sunshine, flowers, hearts, rainbows and butterflies shooting out of unicorn butts.
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AuntTami 10:50 AM 01-23-2015
"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

I LOVE this line and have started using it myself! ❤️
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Blackcat31 10:52 AM 01-23-2015
"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give"
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daycare 10:53 AM 01-23-2015
all up in your taco salad....makes me giggle and squeal like a little piggy.........
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NeedaVaca 11:03 AM 01-23-2015
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give"
: Wish I had thought of that one!!!
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KiddieCahoots 03:21 PM 01-23-2015
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give"
Hey that was mine too! .....

But then what came after was great too.

"wrong answer"
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Blackcat31 03:24 PM 01-23-2015
Originally Posted by KiddieCahoots:
Hey that was mine too! .....

But then what came after was great too.

"wrong answer"
Yes.... that was a very "interesting" thread if I do say so myself.

Probably one of the ONLY threads I've read that literally had me

In hindsight now...it's rather funny.
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e.j. 03:29 PM 01-23-2015
My favorite for this week at least was: "Word of advice: If you have to google it- don't." It just cracked me up at the time.
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nannyde 03:47 PM 01-23-2015
Dear Nannyde,

You're banned.

Love,

Michael



Well that's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea!
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KiddieCahoots 05:38 PM 01-23-2015
Originally Posted by nannyde:
Dear Nannyde,

You're banned.

Love,

Michael



Well that's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea!
.......we can laugh at this now too.....right?
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Crystal 05:50 PM 01-23-2015
Originally Posted by nannyde:
Dear Nannyde,

You're banned.

Love,

Michael



Well that's not an EXACT quote, but you get the idea!
Lol! That was mine too, except he said it to me! Glad it didn't last for either of us!
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Blackcat31 06:45 PM 01-23-2015
Originally Posted by CoachingForQualityImprovement:
Lol! That was mine too, except he said it to me! Glad it didn't last for either of us!


You ladies are funny!!
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nannyde 08:44 AM 01-24-2015
Originally Posted by CoachingForQualityImprovement:
Lol! That was mine too, except he said it to me! Glad it didn't last for either of us!
You ladies go take a time out. You can punish each other far better than I ever could.

(Parent Trap)
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NightOwl 12:14 PM 01-28-2015
The Alice in Wonderland meme that went along with that quote made it all that much better.
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Unregistered 03:48 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
all up in your taco salad....makes me giggle and squeal like a little piggy.........
Be careful. Up in my taco means something else to me!!!!
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daycare 04:03 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by Unregistered:
Be careful. Up in my taco means something else to me!!!!
whattttttttt.. ok I have said this a few times, what else does it mean?
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jenboo 04:26 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
whattttttttt.. ok I have said this a few times, what else does it mean?
Taco is slang for vagina.
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NeedaVaca 04:38 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by jenboo:
Taco is slang for vagina.
ha, I'm dying to know how daycare used the phrase!
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daycare 04:42 PM 02-02-2015
OMG NO ITS NOT YOUR FIBBING RIGHT???

Can I say where I got that line from??
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jenboo 05:07 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
OMG NO ITS NOT YOUR FIBBING RIGHT???

Can I say where I got that line from??

Dead serious.
Where did you hear it from... Please tell.
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CraftyMom 05:29 PM 02-02-2015
I know where she heard it from, and it was not used in that sense
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daycare 05:42 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by CraftyMom:
I know where she heard it from, and it was not used in that sense
should I PM it, or is ok if I post it here......lets just say she's famous and I am really in need of better English lessons.

WHY ON EARTH DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A DOUBLE MEANING IN ENGLISH!!!!!!
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CraftyMom 05:44 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
should I PM it, or is ok if I post it here......lets just say she's famous and I am really in need of better English lessons.

WHY ON EARTH DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A DOUBLE MEANING IN ENGLISH!!!!!!
I never heard that meaning of it either

I would think it's ok to post the link
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daycare 05:59 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by CraftyMom:
I never heard that meaning of it either

I would think it's ok to post the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGa9BURyIw0

it is said about the 2.09 min mark...... I love it!!
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NeedaVaca 06:05 PM 02-02-2015

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daycare 06:11 PM 02-02-2015
im pretty sure that I even used this phrase when talking to a parent after I saw the video.

I think it should be titled that it's not "DAYCARE" meaning me proof
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jenboo 08:11 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
im pretty sure that I even used this phrase when talking to a parent after I saw the video.

I think it should be titled that it's not "DAYCARE" meaning me proof

That is hilarious.
I will point out that she said taco salad... Not just taco.
Just don't say tossed salad... That means something else too
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jenboo 08:13 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
should I PM it, or is ok if I post it here......lets just say she's famous and I am really in need of better English lessons.

WHY ON EARTH DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A DOUBLE MEANING IN ENGLISH!!!!!!
Dh said because Americans are perverts.
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daycare 08:13 PM 02-02-2015
Originally Posted by jenboo:

That is hilarious.
I will point out that she said taco salad... Not just taco.
Just don't say tossed salad... That means something else too
hahahhahahahh WT HEck..........................

you ladies are going to get me into all kinds of troubles. So what does that mean..you said it now spilling the beans is required.
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daycare 08:22 PM 02-02-2015
ok I officially can't speak english anymore...............

AND I need a diaper from all the laughing..
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jenboo 06:32 AM 02-03-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
hahahhahahahh WT HEck..........................

you ladies are going to get me into all kinds of troubles. So what does that mean..you said it now spilling the beans is required.
Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and type it in.
Urban dictionary is a slang dictionary... It will give you the slang meanings for words and fraises.
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daycare 10:24 AM 02-03-2015
omg........ you ladies are crazy.....
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AuntTami 03:00 PM 02-03-2015
Originally Posted by daycare:
ok I officially can't speak english anymore...............

AND I need a diaper from all the laughing..
Don't worry about it too much! If you stopped using every word that can be used as a "sexual word" you'll stop being able to use 3/4ths of the language lol. EVERYTHING can and has been used as a sexual term, so I wouldn't worry about it too much, as long as you're ysing it in a different context! Lol
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hope 06:08 PM 02-03-2015
As I lay in bed reading on my phone i look over at DH and ask "is taco slang for vagina?". He couldn't believe i was reading on my daycare forum.
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daycare 06:29 PM 02-03-2015
Originally Posted by hope:
As I lay in bed reading on my phone i look over at DH and ask "is taco slang for vagina?". He couldn't believe i was reading on my daycare forum.
Lmao a hahahhahaha yeah my husband said we are all dirty minds between this post and the "swing" post. He said doesn't sound like you ladies are talking about work.

I just goggle even more now and I think my face turned red when I found out what it means

Thanks jenboo for the urban dictionary. I think I saw it before but WOW I didn't know so many words or phrases existed. Lol
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midaycare 08:33 AM 02-04-2015
Well this post took an unexpected turn!
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Unregistered 09:08 AM 02-04-2015
Originally Posted by jenboo:
Taco is slang for vagina.
Yep! Pink taco to be exact! My dh said to never say up in my taco salad to anyone!! Lolololol
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Second Home 09:28 AM 02-04-2015
Originally Posted by AuntTami:
"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I am going with this one too .
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Jack Sprat 12:04 PM 02-04-2015
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
"I'm sorry, I have no F*@$'s left to give"
This is great!!!
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Heidi 01:24 PM 02-04-2015
Mine was when someone (Hint...I think she just came back after an absence) mentioned all the fun she and her husband had on their trampoline.
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jenboo 02:54 PM 02-04-2015
Originally Posted by Heidi:
Mine was when someone (Hint...I think she just came back after an absence) mentioned all the fun she and her husband had on their trampoline.
I missed this conversation
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daycare 07:28 PM 02-04-2015
Originally Posted by jenboo:
I missed this conversation
Me too Hahahha naughty
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laundrymom 10:17 AM 02-05-2015
Originally Posted by Heidi:
Mine was when someone (Hint...I think she just came back after an absence) mentioned all the fun she and her husband had on their trampoline.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lol

And mine is something about laundry out, thong panties and a daycare dad.
Sadly, we no longer have a trampoline. We are old. Lol
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Heidi 10:51 AM 02-05-2015
Originally Posted by laundrymom:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lol

And mine is something about laundry out, thong panties and a daycare dad.
Sadly, we no longer have a trampoline. We are old. Lol

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daycare 09:58 PM 02-05-2015
Originally Posted by laundrymom:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lol

And mine is something about laundry out, thong panties and a daycare dad.
Sadly, we no longer have a trampoline. We are old. Lol
Lmao omg that was me. I thought I blocked that from my memory.
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