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Heidi 02:58 PM 03-13-2012
Then I realized that it would not be very concientious of me ! What was I thinking?

So I asked my daughter to look at a more modern version.

Three blind mice; the PC version


Posted on October 21st, 2009 by Rob

in Poetry


Three partially sighted mice,
three partially sighted mice;
see how they ambulate at a less than optimal pace
on account of their vision impairment.
See how they ambulate at a less than optimal pace
on account of their vision impairment.

They all ran after the farmer's matrimonally annexed life partner,
who allegedly assaulted them
causing non-fatal dismemberment
of a rearward appendage
with a large-bladed kitchen implement.
Did you ever see
(without wishing to dicriminate against, marginalise or disrespect those unable to do so)
such a thing in your life
as three partially sighted mice?


Too bad it would be impossible to sing! I guess I will pick another song!
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