Daycare.com Forum Force of Nature Disinfectant

Go Back   Daycare.com Forum > Main Category > Daycare Center and Family Home Forum

Daycare Center and Family Home Forum Daycare Center and Family Home owners, Directors, Operators and Assistants should post and ask questions here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-01-2011, 10:23 AM
DCMomOf3's Avatar
DCMomOf3 DCMomOf3 is offline
Advanced Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: my house
Posts: 1,270
Default I Know It's Not Friday But A Funny

i will forget by Friday. LOL Apparently I have a future therapist on my hands.

DCG3; I had a bad Nemo dream.
DS4: Tell me all about it.
DCG3: It was a bad Nemo dream. It had fish.
DS$: Really? Tell me about it.

this went on for about 5 minutes.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-01-2011, 10:24 AM
Zoe's Avatar
Zoe Zoe is offline
Advanced Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,442
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DCMomOf3 View Post
i will forget by Friday. LOL Apparently I have a future therapist on my hands.

DCG3; I had a bad Nemo dream.
DS4: Tell me all about it.
DCG3: It was a bad Nemo dream. It had fish.
DS$: Really? Tell me about it.

this went on for about 5 minutes.
Maybe it really was a "bad Nemo" dream! As in, an evil Nemo!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-01-2011, 10:32 AM
nannyde's Avatar
nannyde nannyde is offline
All powerful, all knowing daycare whisperer
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Des Moines
Posts: 7,300
Default

My 3 y/o Blue Boo tells me today that my next door neighbor "Mikey" looks like Cranky from Thomas The Tank Engine.



Bwhahahahahahahahahaha
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-01-2011, 11:15 AM
gkids09's Avatar
gkids09 gkids09 is offline
Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: USA
Posts: 320
Default

I had an almost 3 year old bring in a duck that quacks when you squeeze it today...I don't allow them to play with toys from home, but I let them show the other kids what it does before they put it up...Anyway, DCG goes into the playroom, squeezes the duck, and it quacks. Almost 4 DCB says, "That duck 'quacks' me up!" I KNOW he meant to say 'cracks' but he can't say his r's and that's how it came out!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-02-2011, 06:53 AM
Gurdy's Avatar
Gurdy Gurdy is offline
Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 94
Default

At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-02-2011, 06:56 AM
missnikki's Avatar
missnikki missnikki is offline
Advanced Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Orange County, CA
Posts: 1,037
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurdy View Post
At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!
That is hysterical.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-03-2011, 08:02 AM
Blackcat31's Avatar
Blackcat31 Blackcat31 is offline
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 19,119
Default

Ok, I am cutting up stuff for lunchand have a group of 3's sitting at the table doing some crafts...conversationis going like this:

DCB: "Can you pass the markers, please?"
DCG: "You can't have the markers because you are still using the glue"
DCB "You aren't the boss of me"
DCG:" My dad said when you get boobs, you are the boss!"
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-03-2011, 08:04 AM
missnikki's Avatar
missnikki missnikki is offline
Advanced Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Orange County, CA
Posts: 1,037
Default

Ahaha!!! Dad's onto us, ladies....
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-03-2011, 08:52 AM
momatheart
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurdy View Post
At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!
I am laughing out loud over this one. Too funny.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 03-03-2011, 09:16 AM
Zoe's Avatar
Zoe Zoe is offline
Advanced Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,442
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackcat31 View Post
Ok, I am cutting up stuff for lunchand have a group of 3's sitting at the table doing some crafts...conversationis going like this:

DCB: "Can you pass the markers, please?"
DCG: "You can't have the markers because you are still using the glue"
DCB "You aren't the boss of me"
DCG:" My dad said when you get boobs, you are the boss!"
Sounds like that Dad knows how things are really supposed to work! Love it!
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 03-03-2011, 09:24 AM
Little People
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Two of my dcg's have runny noses, the 2yr old wiped her nose and them looked at the 19mts and said...here let me get that nose for you it has a green buger on it
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 03-03-2011, 10:05 AM
laundrymom's Avatar
laundrymom laundrymom is offline
Advanced Daycare.com Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 4,222
Default

I have a 4 who told me today that "pee was yellow and that if it was ever green not to flush and go get my mom so she could check it. "

I don't even want to know why that was his worry of the day. Lol
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
funny, thif

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Friday Morning Vent Breezy Daycare Center and Family Home Forum 2 06-15-2012 07:35 AM
It's Friday...Where Are This Week's Funny Stories? Missani Daycare Center and Family Home Forum 16 02-25-2011 11:31 PM
Can Tou Tell it's Friday :) ?? SunflowerMama Daycare Center and Family Home Forum 1 10-08-2010 11:36 AM
Funny - but not so funny fctjc1979 Daycare Center and Family Home Forum 8 04-29-2010 07:18 PM
Good Friday....Are You Off? mac60 Daycare Center and Family Home Forum 22 04-05-2010 03:09 AM


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:21 PM.



Daycare.com         Find A Daycare         List Your Daycare         Toys & Products                 About Us

Daycare.com
Please read our Disclaimer before continuing.

Topics pertain mainly to the following States:

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware District of Columbia Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming