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Old 03-05-2019, 06:21 AM
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Default If I Say It One More Time.......I’m Going to Scream!!!!

It's rinse and repeat...all the time..when dealing with kids. There are days I swear I just need a machine to say it:

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If you're done with it...please put it away

B.
No fingers in your mouth

C.
We use our words

D.
We dont throw toys

E.
Walking feet please

Am I the only one that needs spring to get here...fast?!!!!!!😜😎
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Old 03-05-2019, 06:32 AM
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I hear you

F. Get that out of your mouth.
G. Don't wipe your nose on that.
H. Hands to yourself.

I need sprinkler weather. Everyone has seasonal allergies these days. I have given up on stuffed animals and dress up clothes. So gross.
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Old 03-05-2019, 07:06 AM
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I. Sharing means waiting your turn
J. Yes, we are still having rest time today
K. Books are not blocks
L. Stop holding yourself and just go to the bathroom
M. Flush only once please
N. No, you can not issue a time out to your friends

March is going to be a looooooooooooooooooooooong month.


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Old 03-05-2019, 08:10 AM
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It doesn't matter what your momma said, this is what I expect!

Keep your hands to yourself, ummm keep your hands to yourself, xxxxx I said keep your hands to yourself!

Puzzles are not for eating, do not chew on the puzzle pieces please!

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Old 03-05-2019, 08:31 AM
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I just activated a ten minute "do not ask" period in which all questions will go unanswered. My head was about to blow off.

O. Push the chairs in so no one trips over them.
P. WALK!!!!!!
Q. Play on the floor, not the wall/shelf/window.
R. Did you talk to them about it? (Before you tattled)
S. Hands out! (Of your nose/mouth/pants)
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Old 03-05-2019, 08:35 AM
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Light switches are not toys.
Fingers out of your nose, go wash your hands.
Out of your mouth (only bothers me for those who are old enough to know better.)
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Old 03-05-2019, 09:42 AM
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Go play.
Go play.
Give him space.
Go play.
Stop teasing your sister, teasing isn't nice.
Go play.
Lay back down, this is rest time.
Everybody is resting, you need to lay down and rest your body too.
Momma will be here in a little while.
If you lay down and rest, Momma will be here sooner.
Sssh
Sssssshh
SSSSSHHHHHHH

Story of my life. Key the robot with the right phrases and I'm not needed.
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Old 03-05-2019, 10:19 AM
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T. Yes, you want that toy. It looks like fun. We do not take toys that other kids are playing with. Please find a toy that nobody else is already using.
U. Yes, you are sad because you are on this side of the gate and the other kids are on that side of the gate. We do not take toys from other kids. You may play with any of the toys on this side of the room.
V. Please go play with the big train. No? The firefighter set. That's okay. You don't have to play with anything at all if you don't want to.
W. Yes, you certainly do want the toys that the other kids have. You may not take them.
X. You may not come out. You need to find things that make you happy on your side of the room.
Y. If you need to scream, please do it in the quiet corner.
Z. If you don't want to go to the quiet corner, you must stop screaming.
AA. Where's the Excedrin?
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Old 03-05-2019, 10:35 AM
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Share your toys, hush be quiet the other kids are trying to sleep. Be still
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Old 03-05-2019, 11:38 AM
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He/she said no.

Listening ears.

Manners.

No thank you.

Clean up your mess please.

Tissue please.

I answered you.

Stop.

Go play.

Go wash your hands.
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Old 03-05-2019, 11:38 AM
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  • Stop eating the snow! There's dirt in there from the driveway.
  • Please stop walking on the books.
  • Please stop dropping to your knees like that; you're going to dislocate your kneecaps!

This thread has me wanting to laugh and cry at the same time! My head hurts from the constant repetition some days!
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Old 03-05-2019, 01:53 PM
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* Don't tell me - tell them (when dobbing)
* Do you need to go to the toilet? No? Then leave your penis alone
* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone
* We don't scream inside
* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone* Leave the baby alone
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Old 03-05-2019, 02:03 PM
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What does "when dobbing" mean? I looked it up and I am confident you don't mean what the internet said it meant.
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Old 03-05-2019, 02:18 PM
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What does "when dobbing" mean? I looked it up and I am confident you don't mean what the internet said it meant.
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Old 03-05-2019, 02:31 PM
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Funny how the English language can be so different from country to country!
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Old 03-05-2019, 02:37 PM
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Funny how the English language can be so different from country to country!
True and now I am aware of what it means according to the urban dictionary here and I am glad dating is off the agenda for me.
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Old 03-05-2019, 03:43 PM
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It definitely does NOT mean what the internet says!!

It is our word for tattling
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Old 03-05-2019, 03:44 PM
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R. Did you talk to them about it? (Before you tattled)
If I wrote this it would say (before you dobbed)

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Old 03-05-2019, 04:19 PM
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What does "when dobbing" mean? I looked it up and I am confident you don't mean what the internet said it meant.
And how many of us googled and are now sitting here feeling vaguely nauseated?

Chairs are for sitting.
Be kind. Tippy doesn't want his tail pulled.

But with my new group, I am lucky. I get to say a lot of:
What a nice hug.
Thank you. I think you are pretty too.
These little flowers are beautiful. Thank you.
I am happy that you shared your special rock with your friend.
This is the best I have ever had it. It is like getting paid without working.
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Old 03-06-2019, 01:48 AM
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And how many of us googled and are now sitting here feeling vaguely nauseated?

Chairs are for sitting.
Be kind. Tippy doesn't want his tail pulled.

But with my new group, I am lucky. I get to say a lot of:
What a nice hug.
Thank you. I think you are pretty too.
These little flowers are beautiful. Thank you.
I am happy that you shared your special rock with your friend.
This is the best I have ever had it. It is like getting paid without working.
Can I borrow your group for a week please??
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Old 03-06-2019, 06:02 AM
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Please do not smash your lego ship over Bobby's head..

You need the potty again? Well I guess it has been two minutes since you last went...

Sorry, but your Daddy is not in charge here...

Saying "give it to me now" is not "asking her to share"

Please don't put cheese up your nose

...or in your ear....
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Old 03-06-2019, 06:13 AM
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If I wrote this it would say (before you dobbed)

maybe ill start using that just to confuse them
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Old 03-06-2019, 06:21 AM
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And how many of us googled and are now sitting here feeling vaguely nauseated?
Sorry about that.

Ah, tattling. I had almost forgotten about that. My group is too young now, I have that to look forward to next year.
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Old 03-06-2019, 06:27 AM
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Sorry about that.

Ah, tattling. I had almost forgotten about that. My group is too young now, I have that to look forward to next year.
I don't have many tattler's right now but I have alot of 'LOOK at me' kids!

"Miss BC look what I did!
Hey Miss BC look!
Look at me!
Miss BC see what I am doing!
Miss BC look!
Look!
Hey look!
Look at me!
Look at me BC"
Look!
Did you see me?
Hey look!
Look at meeeeee!"
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Old 03-06-2019, 01:19 PM
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My turn!!! My turn!!! This is great.

-Stop picking your nose.

-Hands to yourself.

-Use your words.

-No running.

-On your knees with trucks.

-Stay out of their space.

-How do we ask for something?

-Where does poop go?

-Let's calm down guys.

-Clowns belong in the circus.

-Let's not act like crazy people to make our friends laugh and get attention.

-Are we supposed to do that?

-Let's make sure we're using our manners.
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Old 03-07-2019, 06:19 AM
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- If you don’t like a food, just leave it on your plate. Don’t tell me you don’t like it.

- Please stop putting your finger in the dog’s nose.

- she’s a baby, so she will knock your tower down if you build it next to her.

- No, the toys are not yours. They are mine and we are sharing them.

- “yes, (insert one of two names of the 2 who constantly call my name)...”

- No, you may not come through the gate into the baby area
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Old 03-07-2019, 12:52 PM
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LOL

* Who had it first?

* Can you move your toys? People need to walk through here

* Stairs are not for playing on

* If you aren't getting along, I'll need to separate you guys

* I'm in charge
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Old 03-07-2019, 12:53 PM
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If I wrote this it would say (before you dobbed)

@Aussie

Can I nurse your baby? LOL

Say ta!
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Old 03-07-2019, 01:47 PM
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get out of the trash! Shut the lid! Walk away from the trashcan!
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Old 03-07-2019, 01:53 PM
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Omg it's like it's a required script for day care providers.
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Old 03-07-2019, 05:27 PM
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Variations of "Don't climb on the furniture." is a BIG one around here right now.
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Old 03-09-2019, 04:16 AM
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Walking feet.
Stop throwing toys.
Cover your mouth when you cough.
Inside voices.
Use your words
Feet on the floor.
Stop tattling.
Listening ears.
Shh. My friends are sleeping.
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