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daycarediva 06:16 AM 12-14-2016
1. pee on the floor
2. came in after breakfast
3. came with toys from home
4. parents asking for tuition discounts
5. KIDS SCREAMING (at the same time)
6. Parent crafts to make
any additions? Hope everyone is having a great morning!
2. came in after breakfast
3. came with toys from home
4. parents asking for tuition discounts
5. KIDS SCREAMING (at the same time)
6. Parent crafts to make
any additions? Hope everyone is having a great morning!
Play Care 06:19 AM 12-14-2016
7 noses running...
daycare 06:23 AM 12-14-2016
8- tattle tellers
9- I don't want to
10- nodding off before nap time
9- I don't want to
10- nodding off before nap time
daycare 06:24 AM 12-14-2016
I just learned the real song and I do not understand it at all. So this is fun for me because I get it. Lol.
Thanks for posting the fun.
Thanks for posting the fun.
midaycare 06:58 AM 12-14-2016
11 socks missing (where do they go???)
Blackcat31 07:16 AM 12-14-2016
12 vacation days coming up in the next few weeks.... 
NeedaVaca 07:23 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
12 vacation days coming up in the next few weeks....
12 vacation days coming up in the next few weeks....
Me too, can't wait for a nice break!
LysesKids 07:34 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by NeedaVaca:
Me too, can't wait for a nice break!
ME TOO lol Me too, can't wait for a nice break!
Blackcat31 07:42 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by NeedaVaca:
Me too, can't wait for a nice break!
Me too, can't wait for a nice break!Originally Posted by LysesKids:
ME TOO lol
Fa La La La La La La La La!!!! ME TOO lol
midaycare 08:20 AM 12-14-2016
I get 9 and I'm thrilled! I decided I'm going to try to do this every year, take the week between Christmas and New Years.
daycarediva 08:23 AM 12-14-2016
I only get three days. 
Pestle 08:27 AM 12-14-2016
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children brought to me
Twelve sticks from the yard
Eleven repeats of "Goodnight Moon"
Ten bonked noggins
Nine boogers dripping
(Did he just say "bull****"?)
Seven right sneakers
Sixth meltdown of the day
SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR
Four picky eaters
Three kids out of diapers
Two fighting siblings
And I need to jack up my late payment fee
Twelve sticks from the yard
Eleven repeats of "Goodnight Moon"
Ten bonked noggins
Nine boogers dripping
(Did he just say "bull****"?)
Seven right sneakers
Sixth meltdown of the day
SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR
Four picky eaters
Three kids out of diapers
Two fighting siblings
And I need to jack up my late payment fee
Pestle 08:38 AM 12-14-2016
Oh, and I'm not taking any time off because of the lost $ in November and getting delayed on licensing due to the fire. Hopefully we'll be back in before Xmas.
childcaremom 08:39 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by Pestle:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children brought to me
Twelve sticks from the yard
Eleven repeats of "Goodnight Moon"
Ten bonked noggins
Nine boogers dripping
(Did he just say "bull****"?)
Seven right sneakers
Sixth meltdown of the day
SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR
Four picky eaters
Three kids out of diapers
Two fighting siblings
And I need to jack up my late payment fee
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children brought to me
Twelve sticks from the yard
Eleven repeats of "Goodnight Moon"
Ten bonked noggins
Nine boogers dripping
(Did he just say "bull****"?)
Seven right sneakers
Sixth meltdown of the day
SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR
Four picky eaters
Three kids out of diapers
Two fighting siblings
And I need to jack up my late payment fee
LysesKids 08:58 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by Pestle:
Oh, and I'm not taking any time off because of the lost $ in November and getting delayed on licensing due to the fire. Hopefully we'll be back in before Xmas.
Yeah I really can't afford to be closed but this vacay was planned for months... 4 days in MD and 6 days home alone. I can sleep in, read, deep clean and look forward to getting a new back deck built - wasn't in the plans til next summer, but the community just changed the rules on steps for manufactured homes and we have to have at least small decks by April (going on credit card, no interest plan thru Lowe's)Oh, and I'm not taking any time off because of the lost $ in November and getting delayed on licensing due to the fire. Hopefully we'll be back in before Xmas.
Unregistered 09:12 AM 12-14-2016
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my childcare brought to me:
12 thoughtful parents
11 warm wishes
10 lovely gifts
9 sweet children
8 Christmas carols
7 cookie munchers
6 sticky handprints
5 great big hugs
4 snow-suited kids
3 sleepy toddlers
2 sleeping babes
And a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all!
12 thoughtful parents
11 warm wishes
10 lovely gifts
9 sweet children
8 Christmas carols
7 cookie munchers
6 sticky handprints
5 great big hugs
4 snow-suited kids
3 sleepy toddlers
2 sleeping babes
And a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all!
daycare 09:20 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by Pestle:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children brought to me
Twelve sticks from the yard
Eleven repeats of "Goodnight Moon"
Ten bonked noggins
Nine boogers dripping
(Did he just say "bull****"?)
Seven right sneakers
Sixth meltdown of the day
SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR
Four picky eaters
Three kids out of diapers
Two fighting siblings
And I need to jack up my late payment fee
omg that was awesome...so funny!!On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children brought to me
Twelve sticks from the yard
Eleven repeats of "Goodnight Moon"
Ten bonked noggins
Nine boogers dripping
(Did he just say "bull****"?)
Seven right sneakers
Sixth meltdown of the day
SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR
Four picky eaters
Three kids out of diapers
Two fighting siblings
And I need to jack up my late payment fee
jenboo 10:08 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by Unregistered:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my childcare brought to me:
12 thoughtful parents
11 warm wishes
10 lovely gifts
9 sweet children
8 Christmas carols
7 cookie munchers
6 sticky handprints
5 great big hugs
4 snow-suited kids
3 sleepy toddlers
2 sleeping babes
And a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all!
Does this daycare actually exist?! I want to be there!On the twelfth day of Christmas, my childcare brought to me:
12 thoughtful parents
11 warm wishes
10 lovely gifts
9 sweet children
8 Christmas carols
7 cookie munchers
6 sticky handprints
5 great big hugs
4 snow-suited kids
3 sleepy toddlers
2 sleeping babes
And a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all!
Pestle 10:29 AM 12-14-2016
Can I send my kid who learned a new word from his parents? "Pestle bull****. Bull****, Pestle! Bull**** bull**** diaper book baby oh no cracker bull****."
daycarediva 10:31 AM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by Unregistered:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my childcare brought to me:
12 thoughtful parents
11 warm wishes
10 lovely gifts
9 sweet children
8 Christmas carols
7 cookie munchers
6 sticky handprints
5 great big hugs
4 snow-suited kids
3 sleepy toddlers
2 sleeping babes
And a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my childcare brought to me:
12 thoughtful parents
11 warm wishes
10 lovely gifts
9 sweet children
8 Christmas carols
7 cookie munchers
6 sticky handprints
5 great big hugs
4 snow-suited kids
3 sleepy toddlers
2 sleeping babes
And a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all!
This comes in doses, I wish it was all at once. Although, then everyone would quit their jobs and do daycare.
In all seriousness, my post was what happened this morning, and pretty much in that order, so I started singing it.
Pestle 01:33 PM 12-14-2016
Oh, are we doing just what's happening today? Well, today I'm babysitting just two kids from their house, so here's reality and it doesn't scan.
Twelve times carrying a child up or down a staircase
Eleven times I missed my ranch house
Ten times I thought that weird noise from the neighbor's was coming from this house's yard
Nine times I seriously considered parking the kids in front of Netflix
Eight times they kicked me; shrieks at
Seven times the recommended decibel level
Six dishes in a sink with no water pressure because the parents forgot to switch autodebit to their new credit card
FIVE TIMES I THOUGHT ABOUT NEVER COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM
Four bowel movements from just one child (how much fiber did they feed you last night?)
Three "totally unexpected" collisions with the same table
Two kids who didn't nap
And an empty propane tank so there's no heat
Twelve times carrying a child up or down a staircase
Eleven times I missed my ranch house
Ten times I thought that weird noise from the neighbor's was coming from this house's yard
Nine times I seriously considered parking the kids in front of Netflix
Eight times they kicked me; shrieks at
Seven times the recommended decibel level
Six dishes in a sink with no water pressure because the parents forgot to switch autodebit to their new credit card
FIVE TIMES I THOUGHT ABOUT NEVER COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM
Four bowel movements from just one child (how much fiber did they feed you last night?)
Three "totally unexpected" collisions with the same table
Two kids who didn't nap
And an empty propane tank so there's no heat
Heart12 01:59 PM 12-14-2016
I absolutely cannot wait to have 12 glorious PAID days off!!
Unregistered 07:43 PM 12-14-2016
Originally Posted by daycarediva:
This comes in doses, I wish it was all at once. Although, then everyone would quit their jobs and do daycare.
In all seriousness, my post was what happened this morning, and pretty much in that order, so I started singing it.
I get it! I am just a mushy mess because my families have been so great lately.This comes in doses, I wish it was all at once. Although, then everyone would quit their jobs and do daycare.
In all seriousness, my post was what happened this morning, and pretty much in that order, so I started singing it.
Had a few years that were :YIKES: though.
CollegeWorker 04:43 AM 12-15-2016
1 batch of fresh blueberry muffins
2 toys already put aside
3 kids arguing if santa is real (with the 3 year old *insisting* he's not
)
4 times I've had to separate children (the same 2)
5 dcb redirections
6 repeated "can I give these presents to my mom yet?"
7 identical black snowsuits
and 8 headaches
2 toys already put aside
3 kids arguing if santa is real (with the 3 year old *insisting* he's not
)4 times I've had to separate children (the same 2)
5 dcb redirections
6 repeated "can I give these presents to my mom yet?"
7 identical black snowsuits
and 8 headaches
midaycare 05:19 AM 12-15-2016
Originally Posted by CollegeWorker:
1 batch of fresh blueberry muffins
2 toys already put aside
3 kids arguing if santa is real (with the 3 year old *insisting* he's not)
4 times I've had to separate children (the same 2)
5 dcb redirections
6 repeated "can I give these presents to my mom yet?"
7 identical black snowsuits
and 8 headaches
Hahahaha to the identical black snowsuits. Why does every boy wear the same exact one?1 batch of fresh blueberry muffins
2 toys already put aside
3 kids arguing if santa is real (with the 3 year old *insisting* he's not
)4 times I've had to separate children (the same 2)
5 dcb redirections
6 repeated "can I give these presents to my mom yet?"
7 identical black snowsuits
and 8 headaches
DaveA 05:41 AM 12-15-2016
So many are way too true!
Not DC related, but my favorite version of the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8