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jenboo 09:09 AM 10-30-2013
I pick up dcb (16 months) to change his poopy diaper right as we are getting ready to start breakfast. As i lay him down on the changing table I feel warmth on my hands...nice big handful of poop! 
peanut butter consistency poop! i start to change his diaper and its just smearing all over the changing table. He keeps grabbing it and smearing it. I cant keep his hands out as im trying to clean him up. I have an 18 month old dcb trying to reach up and grab stuff off the changing table.
I finally get it all cleaned up and dcb in a clean diaper. Then i feel something sticky on my arm...poop on my arm and shirt! yuck!
By this time everyone is screaming for breakfast which is now 30 min late.
We eat breakfast and as im cleaning everything up I find poop on the table and chair
oh my. I sure hope i dont keep finding poop all over the place today!
anyone have a good poop story?
peanut butter consistency poop! i start to change his diaper and its just smearing all over the changing table. He keeps grabbing it and smearing it. I cant keep his hands out as im trying to clean him up. I have an 18 month old dcb trying to reach up and grab stuff off the changing table. I finally get it all cleaned up and dcb in a clean diaper. Then i feel something sticky on my arm...poop on my arm and shirt! yuck!
By this time everyone is screaming for breakfast which is now 30 min late.
We eat breakfast and as im cleaning everything up I find poop on the table and chair
oh my. I sure hope i dont keep finding poop all over the place today!
anyone have a good poop story?
Luna 09:12 AM 10-30-2013
Nope. You win.
coolconfidentme 09:15 AM 10-30-2013
I had a DCG poop 5 times yesterday! Not a little bit, but a lotta bit..., every time! DCH said she looked skinnier now, lol.
caregiver 09:16 AM 10-30-2013
So sorry you had to go through that this morning! What a way to start the day!
I have had just about that same situation happen to me and it is not pretty or fun!
Hope your day is going better for you!
I have had just about that same situation happen to me and it is not pretty or fun! Hope your day is going better for you!
caregiver 09:27 AM 10-30-2013
Oh, I don't know if this is a good poop story, but I had a dcg,who was about a yr old and would love to take her diaper off during her nap time. Her Mom always dressed her in dresses, so it was easy for her to take off her diaper. She napped in a pack& play. One day I went to get her up and she had taken the diaper off,pooped and peed all over in the p&p. She had poop on her hands,legs,face and it was all over the netting of the p&p!
Boy, was that a mess and took a long time to clean her up, which I had to put her in the bathtub to get her clean and the p&p I could not clean it good, so I had to throw it away. The rest of day all I could smell was poop even tho it was all cleaned up!
Boy, was that a mess and took a long time to clean her up, which I had to put her in the bathtub to get her clean and the p&p I could not clean it good, so I had to throw it away. The rest of day all I could smell was poop even tho it was all cleaned up!
ColorfulSunburst 09:36 AM 10-30-2013
Originally Posted by Luna:
Nope. You win.
Nope. You win.
butterfly 09:38 AM 10-30-2013
Originally Posted by Luna:
Nope. You win.
Nope. You win.
kitkat 11:48 AM 10-30-2013
Originally Posted by jenboo:
I pick up dcb (16 months) to change his poopy diaper right as we are getting ready to start breakfast. As i lay him down on the changing table I feel warmth on my hands...nice big handful of poop! peanut butter consistency poop! i start to change his diaper and its just smearing all over the changing table. He keeps grabbing it and smearing it. I cant keep his hands out as im trying to clean him up. I have an 18 month old dcb trying to reach up and grab stuff off the changing table.
I finally get it all cleaned up and dcb in a clean diaper. Then i feel something sticky on my arm...poop on my arm and shirt! yuck!
By this time everyone is screaming for breakfast which is now 30 min late.
We eat breakfast and as im cleaning everything up I find poop on the table and chair
oh my. I sure hope i dont keep finding poop all over the place today!
anyone have a good poop story?
I feel like I need to take a shower just from reading that! Hope the rest of the day isn't so messy!I pick up dcb (16 months) to change his poopy diaper right as we are getting ready to start breakfast. As i lay him down on the changing table I feel warmth on my hands...nice big handful of poop!
peanut butter consistency poop! i start to change his diaper and its just smearing all over the changing table. He keeps grabbing it and smearing it. I cant keep his hands out as im trying to clean him up. I have an 18 month old dcb trying to reach up and grab stuff off the changing table. I finally get it all cleaned up and dcb in a clean diaper. Then i feel something sticky on my arm...poop on my arm and shirt! yuck!
By this time everyone is screaming for breakfast which is now 30 min late.
We eat breakfast and as im cleaning everything up I find poop on the table and chair
oh my. I sure hope i dont keep finding poop all over the place today!
anyone have a good poop story?
melilley 11:53 AM 10-30-2013
Oh no! Funny, but not!
Once a co-worker of mine was changing a diaper and all of a sudden diarrhea came squirting out and up like a fountain and went on her and on the floor.
Your story sounds a lot more messy!
Once a co-worker of mine was changing a diaper and all of a sudden diarrhea came squirting out and up like a fountain and went on her and on the floor.
Your story sounds a lot more messy!
JoseyJo 12:50 PM 10-30-2013
: Seriously- LOL!
Originally Posted by Luna:
Nope. You win.
Nope. You win.
Seriously- LOL!
blessed mom 02:03 PM 10-30-2013
One of my little boys was almost two when he walked up to be showing me his index finger. I'm looking close...and then all of a sudden I see it! A big ole glob of poop!
countrymom 02:53 PM 10-30-2013
omg thats funny and gross at the same time.
TwinKristi 03:04 PM 10-30-2013
I have had that happen numerous times... Why me? I have one DCB who just poops up the back of his diaper like once a month. He recently had horrible diarrhea and was sent home. It was all over my little activity garden center and him! I sanitized quite a bit after that! He went home the next week for vomiting (on my carpet!) and just today had a poop up the back.
I has a 6 month old DCG on my lap who overflowed her diaper all over me, her and the carpet. Ick!!! That was pretty bad!
I has a 6 month old DCG on my lap who overflowed her diaper all over me, her and the carpet. Ick!!! That was pretty bad!
Hunni Bee 05:09 PM 10-30-2013
My own 3 month old sprayed the bathroom and her daddy with poop today just she was getting OUT of the bathtub.
I would share the pics he sent me, but you all understand the horror.
I would share the pics he sent me, but you all understand the horror.
jenboo 05:31 PM 10-30-2013
haha these are great!
My day was fabulous after the poop incident
My day was fabulous after the poop incident
dingledine 09:09 AM 10-31-2013
Here is a funny one. I took my son to the Dr, he was about a year or less, and sick. The Dr decided to put something in his butt, I think a rectal thermometer. This was too much for my son, and he diaherea (sp?) shooting out, all over the nurse/doctor gown. I felt bad, but it was funny at the same time, and I almost laughed, as she deserved what she got, if you stick something in a sick butt. She left quickly, I assume to go change, and or/go home.
Shell 09:59 AM 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by jenboo:
anyone have a good poop story?
I have a good one, but it's gross. It's about a 4 year old at a preschool many, many years ago. Anyone want to hear it?anyone have a good poop story?
jenboo 10:01 AM 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by mrsmichelle:
I have a good one, but it's gross. It's about a 4 year old at a preschool many, many years ago. Anyone want to hear it?
why not I have a good one, but it's gross. It's about a 4 year old at a preschool many, many years ago. Anyone want to hear it?
Shell 10:12 AM 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by jenboo:
why not
Great, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...why not
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper
I was young, so I did whatever they needed. Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM
I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!
jenboo 10:29 AM 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by mrsmichelle:
Great, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper I was young, so I did whatever they needed.
Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!
I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!
Great, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper
I was young, so I did whatever they needed. Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM
I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!
im laughing so hard right now! That is the most disgusting and weird thing I have ever heard! who does that??!!!!Im sorry you had to clean that nasty mess up!! I hope you arent still traumatized by it!
Unregistered 11:19 AM 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by mrsmichelle:
Great, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper I was young, so I did whatever they needed.
Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!
I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!
At least he didn't throw it at you! I once had a 4 year old that would poop during nap time and play with it. Smearing it everyone. One time I went to him and told him no, he had some in his hand and threw it at my face! Covered my chin, neck and chest! So gross!!!Great, glad you took the bait. I didn't want to divulge this gross story unless someone wanted to hear it...
When I was in hs many years ago, I worked as an assistant at a dc. When I arrived at 3, they used to have me change every.single. diaper
I was young, so I did whatever they needed. Well, one day they asked me to check on one particularly mischievous dcb in the potty. I was somewhat afraid to approach him because he had a volatile personality, and would sometimes hit the teachers! So, I reluctantly went in the bathroom, and asked him if he was ok/did he need any help.
The boy starts laughing hysterically, and I see tons and tons of toilet paper on the floor. I got closer, and could see poop everywhere- floor, walls, everywhere. I opened the stall door, and he was actually holding a huge BM
I told him to put it in the potty, it needed to be flushed (meanwhile, I am a cowardly little 17 year old). Well, he looks at me with this devilish look, LICKS it, and then starts rubbing it all over the stall walls!I was horrified, put on a pair of gloves, escorted him out of the stall, handed him to the lead teacher and then...had to clean it all up. BARF!
Shell 12:32 PM 10-31-2013
Originally Posted by Unregistered:
At least he didn't throw it at you! I once had a 4 year old that would poop during nap time and play with it. Smearing it everyone. One time I went to him and told him no, he had some in his hand and threw it at my face! Covered my chin, neck and chest! So gross!!!
Must be my dcb 's long lost twin At least he didn't throw it at you! I once had a 4 year old that would poop during nap time and play with it. Smearing it everyone. One time I went to him and told him no, he had some in his hand and threw it at my face! Covered my chin, neck and chest! So gross!!!
The things we have to deal with...