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sahm2three 06:30 PM 09-28-2011
OMG I have found myself saying the weirdest things ever! Here are a few things I said today:
"X, we don't lick our friends!"
"X, that book is not a frisbee!"
"X, stop licking the cat!"
Oy! Kids!
"X, we don't lick our friends!"
"X, that book is not a frisbee!"
"X, stop licking the cat!"
Oy! Kids!
DBug 06:43 PM 09-28-2011
"J, please don't suck my toe."
"A, please get your head out of the toilet."
"No W, that's not ice cream. It's poop."
"A, please get your head out of the toilet."
"No W, that's not ice cream. It's poop."
Kaddidle Care 07:32 PM 09-28-2011
Gotta think on this - will edit later.
sahm1225 07:34 PM 09-28-2011
We were just talking about this!
- We don't eat the mulch.
- Please don't lick the deck
- Please don't lick the book
- Please don't pick your friends nose (which was followed by me yelling "OMG, please DONT eat his buger!")
- We don't eat the mulch.
- Please don't lick the deck
- Please don't lick the book
- Please don't pick your friends nose (which was followed by me yelling "OMG, please DONT eat his buger!")
beachgrl 07:56 PM 09-28-2011
Lmbo at this only bc I have had to say similar things and last year when I taught pre k my assistant and I started keeping a list of the crazy thingsnwe had to saynto the kids and things they said to us and each other. Let me tell u, there was a whole lot of "lick" based things like don't lick the tables, don't lick your zipper, please don't lick the chair, stop licking my calendar and many more... One of my favorites was "***ael, we don't iron ***leny's hair while you are in blocks and she is in home living" lol, I burst out lol with my ta when that came out of my mouth but that is literally what he was doing with th pretend iron leaning over the kitchn furn and ironing her hair bahahaha! Kids
christinaskids 08:07 PM 09-28-2011
"we don't chase down the parents cars when they come to get their kids"
"Don't lick your buddy"
"no we are having peanut butter and apple sandwiches, not knuckle sandwiches"
"don't touch the dogs peepee"
Just off the top of my head
"Don't lick your buddy"
"no we are having peanut butter and apple sandwiches, not knuckle sandwiches"
"don't touch the dogs peepee"
Just off the top of my head
laundrymom 08:15 PM 09-28-2011
Do not lick the dog
You cannot put the baby in your shirt ( trying to put 6 mo old under sweatshirt)
Hey are boiled eggs. Not cow eyeballs
No we don't bite the dogs toenails!
No flushing underwear!!!
No the deer bodies are NOT on the otherwise of the wall.
I know mommy let's you but mountain dew is not for breakfast
We do not play catch with the baby!
Do NOT eat her earwax!!
Please do not say "butt trumpet warning," please say excuse me
You can't say sorry, THEN punch.
That is NOT THE LITTLE MISS MUFFET I TAUGHT YOU and I am having a chat with daddy tonight
You cannot put the baby in your shirt ( trying to put 6 mo old under sweatshirt)
Hey are boiled eggs. Not cow eyeballs
No we don't bite the dogs toenails!
No flushing underwear!!!
No the deer bodies are NOT on the otherwise of the wall.
I know mommy let's you but mountain dew is not for breakfast
We do not play catch with the baby!
Do NOT eat her earwax!!
Please do not say "butt trumpet warning," please say excuse me
You can't say sorry, THEN punch.
That is NOT THE LITTLE MISS MUFFET I TAUGHT YOU and I am having a chat with daddy tonight
sahm2three 08:20 PM 09-28-2011
Just remembered another from today:
"Stop sucking on the couch!!"
"Stop sucking on the couch!!"
Oneluckymom 10:34 PM 09-28-2011
OMG....I'm laughing reading all of these lines!! I don't know how you girls can keep a straight face after saying some of these things. I would just be so terrible.
beachgrl 04:17 AM 09-29-2011
Originally Posted by Oneluckymom:
OMG....I'm laughing reading all of these lines!! I don't know how you girls can keep a straight face after saying some of these things. I would just be so terrible.
Sometimes I can't, I have to say it in all seriousness then turn away quickly to snicker or try not to lol, hahaOMG....I'm laughing reading all of these lines!! I don't know how you girls can keep a straight face after saying some of these things. I would just be so terrible.
melskids 04:40 AM 09-29-2011
the two off the top of my head....
"do not flick your buggar on her plate"
and
" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"
"do not flick your buggar on her plate"
and
" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"
Cat Herder 04:44 AM 09-29-2011
Originally Posted by laundrymom:
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That is NOT THE LITTLE MISS MUFFET I TAUGHT YOU and I am having a chat with daddy tonight
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That is NOT THE LITTLE MISS MUFFET I TAUGHT YOU and I am having a chat with daddy tonight
DICE!!!!!I often wonder what the folks out for a walk in the afternoon think when they hear such golden oldies as:
We don't steal our friends shoes.
We don't ride our friends like a horse.
We must wear pants.
THAT is NOT fingerpaint!!!! followed by: ***, where is your diaper??????????
Where did you hide baby's head? (Unregistered, I am referring to a doll
)Who put baby in the trash/toilet?
No throwing baby.
And the like.....
Zoe 04:54 AM 09-29-2011
butt trumpet warning!? Oh man, I would bust out laughing at that one.
These are all gems!
These are all gems!
SilverSabre25 06:08 AM 09-29-2011
"Stop tattling about him tattling!"
"We don't paint friends!"
"We don't paint friends!"
TBird 06:19 AM 09-29-2011
Just two that ring a bell...
- "We don't ride the baby please!"
- "Well I touch Mommy's Tay-Tah's." Followed by "Yes, you touch Moooommy's Tay-Tah's, not Miss Teeeeee's Tay-Tah's!"
godiva83 07:19 AM 09-29-2011
'L' you need to get off 'A' she is not a horse!
Followed by 'A' " saying am to a horse- see Neigh
We don't lick our friends no matter how much you love them
We don't eat with our feet
NO!! Don't flush THAT (now I have a locking toilet lid)
Please stop playing with yourself- We do that in private, either at home in your bedroom or bathroom but not during circle !
Followed by 'A' " saying am to a horse- see Neigh
We don't lick our friends no matter how much you love them
We don't eat with our feet
NO!! Don't flush THAT (now I have a locking toilet lid)
Please stop playing with yourself- We do that in private, either at home in your bedroom or bathroom but not during circle !
melskids 07:32 AM 09-29-2011
just this morning.........
"Mr. S...spit out that dog food right now. no, you are not my new dog!"
"Mr. S...spit out that dog food right now. no, you are not my new dog!"
littlemissmuffet 08:12 AM 09-29-2011
Originally Posted by melskids:
" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"
" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"
That's the best thing I have heard in a looooong time!
NiNi.R. 08:15 AM 09-29-2011
Originally Posted by melskids:
the two off the top of my head....
"do not flick your buggar on her plate"
and
" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"
OMG this made me laugh soooo hardthe two off the top of my head....
"do not flick your buggar on her plate"
and
" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"
This reminds me of a little boy I used to watch:
DCB "My daddy says my mommy has BIG ol' boobies!"
me "Ok. But let's not talk about boobies at daycare."
DCB "Ok. But my daddy is right they are really big. They are bigger than yours."
DCM about died when I told her this!
sahm2three 08:40 AM 09-29-2011
Here's one I just said this morning:
"We don't pick our nose with our toes!"
Oy! lol
"We don't pick our nose with our toes!"
Oy! lol
Auntie 08:45 AM 09-29-2011
I never thought I would be saying this.
Stop licking the bottom of your shoe.
Stop licking the bottom of your shoe.
Gigi 10:43 PM 09-29-2011
And I thought I was alone!
"Please don't eat your booger"
"That's glue, it's not butter - don't eat it"
"Don't lick the cat!"
"NO, you MAY NOT touch my boobies."
"Please don't eat your booger"
"That's glue, it's not butter - don't eat it"
"Don't lick the cat!"
"NO, you MAY NOT touch my boobies."
Kaddidle Care 04:00 AM 09-30-2011
"Please stop chewing your toenails" (Bluh!)
"Hands OUT your pants"
"Hands off your wink, it's not going anywhere" (Sigh... BOYS!)
"Hands OUT your pants"
"Hands off your wink, it's not going anywhere" (Sigh... BOYS!)
sassysue 02:07 PM 09-30-2011
The baby had a shirt on with embroidered cupcakes,one on her pants too(right on her bottom) I found myself saying"Please don't eat the cupcake off the babies botttom" several times to her sister.I guess she thought they might taste yummy!
Please don't lick the slide
Let's not put our socks in our mouth
Underwear goes on our bottom,not our head.
No you may not hit your sister,even if you asked nicely.
No,you may not eat only ranch dressing and no salad.
We had 10 sguiggly eyes for our craft,now we only have eight.They are up your nose? Oh dear! We do not put squiggly eyes or anything up our nose!
Please don't lick the slide
Let's not put our socks in our mouth
Underwear goes on our bottom,not our head.
No you may not hit your sister,even if you asked nicely.
No,you may not eat only ranch dressing and no salad.
We had 10 sguiggly eyes for our craft,now we only have eight.They are up your nose? Oh dear! We do not put squiggly eyes or anything up our nose!
christinaskids 03:42 PM 09-30-2011
Oh one day my husband ate my night kids leftover pizza and the one little girl comes up to me in all seriousness and asks "christina, why did you marry dave, hims gross" haha she was a little confused when i busted out laughing.
jojosmommy 04:12 PM 09-30-2011
I say regularly,
"No we don't blow water into the toilet."
???? why do they do this?
"No we don't blow water into the toilet."
???? why do they do this?
Childminder 05:22 PM 09-30-2011
These are ! A LOT of lickers. lol
One that came to me. G... stop licking your nose! Yep, his tongue is that long.
! A LOT of lickers. lolOne that came to me. G... stop licking your nose! Yep, his tongue is that long.
familyschoolcare 06:45 PM 09-30-2011
Stop telling your brother you are his girlfriend and you want to kiss him
Nobody here has a girlfriend and no kissing in daycare even if it is your brother
No more using the words girlfriend or kissing in daycare
Nobody here has a girlfriend and no kissing in daycare even if it is your brother
No more using the words girlfriend or kissing in daycare
Hunni Bee 06:02 PM 10-01-2011
Strange conversation...
Me: We don't pull up our clothes. We don't need to see each other's bodies (to child flashing his chest).
4 year old boy: We only show our stomachs when we put on our swimming trunks and go to the pool, right, Ms. ____?
Me: Yes.
4yob: And that's when the girls put on their bathing suits and show people their backsides, right?
Me. Wha...no, their backsides don't show. They just wear a bathing suit and swim in the pool, just like you.
4yob: Well, (5 yo sister) showed me her backside at home...
Me: She probably didn't....Hey, let's go play!!
Me: We don't pull up our clothes. We don't need to see each other's bodies (to child flashing his chest).
4 year old boy: We only show our stomachs when we put on our swimming trunks and go to the pool, right, Ms. ____?
Me: Yes.
4yob: And that's when the girls put on their bathing suits and show people their backsides, right?
Me.
Wha...no, their backsides don't show. They just wear a bathing suit and swim in the pool, just like you.4yob: Well, (5 yo sister) showed me her backside at home...
Me:
She probably didn't....Hey, let's go play!!
sharlan 08:25 PM 10-03-2011
Stop! You may not eat your cousin's shirt if he won't share his popcorn. (Especially if the said cousin is wearing his shirt.
daycare 08:30 PM 10-03-2011
No son Popsicles is not another word for testicles.... Lol. That was a crazy conversation!
familyschoolcare 09:43 PM 10-03-2011
If you are going to stand on your head do it on the carpet
sahm2three 08:30 AM 10-04-2011
Please don't cough into your foot, use your arm instead. ugh
laundrymom 10:01 AM 10-04-2011
we do NOT bite anyones toenails!!!
especially MINE!!!
especially MINE!!!
Blackcat31 09:17 AM 10-07-2011
"Nicholas, get your head out of the oven!"
Playing with the kitchen center and seeing how much of his head will fit....
Playing with the kitchen center and seeing how much of his head will fit....
daycare 10:18 AM 10-07-2011
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
"Nicholas, get your head out of the oven!"
Playing with the kitchen center and seeing how much of his head will fit....
lol......ahhahah thats super funny"Nicholas, get your head out of the oven!"
Playing with the kitchen center and seeing how much of his head will fit....
Unregistered 10:48 AM 10-07-2011
I've had to say many things that I never thought I'd have to say.
"Could you please not lick my arm?"
"Could you please not lick the wall?". There are too many things to list when it comes to licking!
"I'm pretty sure that you won't be able to marry your dad when you grow up."
"You don't have to look for her penis, buddy. She's a girl, she never had a penis.". That was extra special because he insisted on looking for it anyway. He searched for the baby's missing penis for about 20 minutes!
"I'm sure that your dad's poop is big.". The dcg told me this because she was telling me all about her dad's pooping problems.
"Could you please not lick my arm?"
"Could you please not lick the wall?". There are too many things to list when it comes to licking!
"I'm pretty sure that you won't be able to marry your dad when you grow up."
"You don't have to look for her penis, buddy. She's a girl, she never had a penis.". That was extra special because he insisted on looking for it anyway. He searched for the baby's missing penis for about 20 minutes!
"I'm sure that your dad's poop is big.". The dcg told me this because she was telling me all about her dad's pooping problems.
Sugar Magnolia 11:02 AM 10-07-2011
Originally Posted by sahm1225:
We were just talking about this!
- We don't eat the mulch.
- Please don't lick the deck
- Please don't lick the book
- Please don't pick your friends nose (which was followed by me yelling "OMG, please DONT eat his buger!")
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose!We were just talking about this!
- We don't eat the mulch.
- Please don't lick the deck
- Please don't lick the book
- Please don't pick your friends nose (which was followed by me yelling "OMG, please DONT eat his buger!")
Kim 11:13 AM 10-07-2011
This week I've said...
"stop swinging on the pole" (My playroom is downstairs and it has a pole with a soft covering wrapped around it and the kids are always swinging around on it. I say this about a dozen times a day.)
"No we don't watch the Real World at my house" (said by a 3 yr old!)
"Do not sit on the baby"
"Stop licking your hand, toy, table, etc. any word could really be inserted and it would hold true."
"Stop smelling the baby's bottom"
"stop swinging on the pole" (My playroom is downstairs and it has a pole with a soft covering wrapped around it and the kids are always swinging around on it. I say this about a dozen times a day.)
"No we don't watch the Real World at my house" (said by a 3 yr old!
)"Do not sit on the baby"
"Stop licking your hand, toy, table, etc. any word could really be inserted and it would hold true."
"Stop smelling the baby's bottom"
familyschoolcare 03:55 PM 10-10-2011
Just said ...
Me: DCB do not put your foot on your head.
DCB: But I want to.
Me: DCB stop putting your foot on your head.
DCB: It is funny see my bottom.
Me
CB nobody wants to see you bottom.
Me: DCB do not put your foot on your head.
DCB: But I want to.
Me: DCB stop putting your foot on your head.
DCB: It is funny see my bottom.
Me
CB nobody wants to see you bottom.
KEG123 05:29 PM 10-10-2011
Didn't read through the post but these are the ones I have caught myself saying recently...
"A, we do NOT put balls in our mouth!!"
"I said NO banging!"
"A, we do NOT put balls in our mouth!!"
"I said NO banging!"
harperluu 06:39 PM 10-10-2011
My personal favorite:
Stop swinging the Pteranodon by the tail. Someone could get hurt.
And a little faux pas on my part at my son's soccer game this weekend. As parents we typically yell encouraging things to the boys as they play. Things like Go Tigers, and Ruuuuun!!! Sometimes we encourage them by telling them to mark up on an the opposing team's players by yelling Find a Yellow Shirt! or Mark Up! This is all meant to be helpful and encouraging.
During an exciting, action-packed moment of the game, I yell...Find a Black Guy and Stand By Him. Of course the opposing team were wearing black jersey's, everyone had a good laugh, and I felt like an idiot!
Stop swinging the Pteranodon by the tail. Someone could get hurt.
And a little faux pas on my part at my son's soccer game this weekend. As parents we typically yell encouraging things to the boys as they play. Things like Go Tigers, and Ruuuuun!!! Sometimes we encourage them by telling them to mark up on an the opposing team's players by yelling Find a Yellow Shirt! or Mark Up! This is all meant to be helpful and encouraging.
During an exciting, action-packed moment of the game, I yell...Find a Black Guy and Stand By Him. Of course the opposing team were wearing black jersey's, everyone had a good laugh, and I felt like an idiot!
2ndFamilyDC 08:50 AM 10-12-2011
this is a funny thread.
dave4him 10:39 AM 10-12-2011
So very funny.... i know i say a few crazy things daily...
"Stop bouncing your sister."
"Get out of the toilet."
"dont eat your sisters homework"
"Stop bouncing your sister."
"Get out of the toilet."
"dont eat your sisters homework"