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Old 10-17-2019, 09:23 AM
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Default Parents' Desperate Phrases Coming out of DCK's Mouths

So what have your daycare parents been saying lately that's coming out of the kids' mouths? Today I'm chuckling at:

"THAT is NOT gonna happen!"

"You just worry about YOUR food and I'LL worry about my food."
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Old 10-17-2019, 09:35 AM
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"No thanks to Dad, as usual" was one that caught me by surprise this morning. Clearly I am overdue for some Daddy engagement projects.
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:44 AM
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"I am not pleased right now ma'am!" From dcg3. She can be a handful.

Dcb2 whose parents recently separated:
"Just shut up!" And "get out!"
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Old 10-17-2019, 03:40 PM
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Dcg 3 "Damn baby is crying again".....ya, I completely ignored that one.
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Old 10-17-2019, 06:00 PM
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dcg3 sibling to dcb11months "you are just a butt baby; you came out of the butt".
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Old 10-17-2019, 06:08 PM
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One of mine when being crowded by another child said " get the fu** away from me , you are ruining my life"

Very uncomfortable talk with the parents after that one and total embarrassment for the mom.

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"shut the $uck up #igger!"
From the only white child in our center. Needless to say i was shocked
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Old 10-18-2019, 05:43 AM
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"shut the $uck up #igger!"
From the only white child in our center. Needless to say i was shocked
Wow, I am sorry that was said to you.
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Old 10-18-2019, 07:26 AM
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I once had a little girl who was a complete angel (she's 17 now and we are still in touch). She was as good as gold, obedient and sweet......

......until the day she spilled a drink.

She was very small and had a limited vocabulary. But clear as day we heard......"Oh sh*t!!!"

To be honest, we laughed until we cried....and still tease her about it!
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Old 10-18-2019, 08:33 AM
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I once had a little girl who was a complete angel (she's 17 now and we are still in touch). She was as good as gold, obedient and sweet......

......until the day she spilled a drink.

She was very small and had a limited vocabulary. But clear as day we heard......"Oh sh*t!!!"

To be honest, we laughed until we cried....and still tease her about it!
That was my favorite word as a toddler. I had/have a deep southern drawl so the word has two syllables, the adults would always laugh, so it was my go-to crowd-pleaser.
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Old 10-18-2019, 11:37 AM
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In Illinois fire marshals use cars that look like police cars. Fire marshal pulls into parking lot of the center I was at for inspection. DCG3 looks out window & goes Oh #%^*! Its the cops!
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my own DS will tell me "Aye Aye Aye Child"
I say that to him often
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Last year our center had a fire drill on a cold winter day. We had to go outside ASAP. When we got outside a 3.5 year old boy said its effing cold out here.
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In Illinois fire marshals use cars that look like police cars. Fire marshal pulls into parking lot of the center I was at for inspection. DCG3 looks out window & goes Oh #%^*! Its the cops!
Illinois here! I work in a bad neighborhood, where everyone (and there kids) think the cops are just out to kill them. I had a kid say "I die today" when he saw a cop car in a parking lot (a very common occurrence, our centers right by a convience store with a drug issue). In reality, the cop just had to pee, and stopped by to chill with the kids (and his partner was great with a hulu hoop)
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