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QualiTcare 09:25 PM 01-25-2011
I saw this on another forum and thought it was funny:

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is
perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group
which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers
and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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misol 09:30 PM 01-25-2011
I got a chuckle out of this.
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Abigail 10:54 PM 01-25-2011
Wow that was a lot and so true. LOL
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melskids 01:43 AM 01-26-2011
me too , and three

but isnt this a childcare forum? what does that have to do with lightbulbs?

sorry, i couldn't resist
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ninosqueridos 04:07 AM 01-26-2011
Originally Posted by melskids:
me too , and three

but isnt this a childcare forum? what does that have to do with lightbulbs?

sorry, i couldn't resist

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kendallina 04:10 AM 01-26-2011
LOL...that's awesome!
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TaylorTots 03:54 PM 12-12-2013
Originally Posted by melskids:
me too , and three

but isnt this a childcare forum? what does that have to do with lightbulbs?

sorry, i couldn't resist

I think it is "light bulbs"
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Luna 06:04 AM 01-26-2011
Originally Posted by QualiTcare:
I saw this on another forum and thought it was funny:

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is
perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group
which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers
and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Me too lol
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DCMomOf3 06:11 AM 01-26-2011
Originally Posted by Luna:
Me too lol
Me three.
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missnikki 06:14 AM 01-26-2011
Originally Posted by Luna:
Me too lol
Me third, but can someone please post a link to a pic of a lightbulb so I can be sure I third it?
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DCMomOf3 06:17 AM 01-26-2011
Originally Posted by missnikki:
Me third, but can someone please post a link to a pic of a lightbulb so I can be sure I third it?

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Blackcat31 06:19 AM 01-26-2011
....but are you sure that is the type of light bulb she was referring too? There are several different types so I am still not convinced this was what the OP meant when she said light bulb.
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missnikki 06:23 AM 01-26-2011
No, nevermind, I don't third. If that's a lightbulb, I was thinking of something else. I'm going to report you to Michael for posting that picture and making me look stupid.
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mamac 05:45 PM 12-11-2013
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
....but are you sure that is the type of light bulb she was referring too? There are several different types so I am still not convinced this was what the OP meant when she said light bulb.
Aww crap. I guess I'm going to have to be the grammar checker...
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