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DCMomOf3 10:23 AM 03-01-2011
i will forget by Friday. LOL Apparently I have a future therapist on my hands.

DCG3; I had a bad Nemo dream.
DS4: Tell me all about it.
DCG3: It was a bad Nemo dream. It had fish.
DS$: Really? Tell me about it.

this went on for about 5 minutes.
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Zoe 10:24 AM 03-01-2011
Originally Posted by DCMomOf3:
i will forget by Friday. LOL Apparently I have a future therapist on my hands.

DCG3; I had a bad Nemo dream.
DS4: Tell me all about it.
DCG3: It was a bad Nemo dream. It had fish.
DS$: Really? Tell me about it.

this went on for about 5 minutes.
Maybe it really was a "bad Nemo" dream! As in, an evil Nemo!
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nannyde 10:32 AM 03-01-2011
My 3 y/o Blue Boo tells me today that my next door neighbor "Mikey" looks like Cranky from Thomas The Tank Engine.



Bwhahahahahahahahahaha
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gkids09 11:15 AM 03-01-2011
I had an almost 3 year old bring in a duck that quacks when you squeeze it today...I don't allow them to play with toys from home, but I let them show the other kids what it does before they put it up...Anyway, DCG goes into the playroom, squeezes the duck, and it quacks. Almost 4 DCB says, "That duck 'quacks' me up!" I KNOW he meant to say 'cracks' but he can't say his r's and that's how it came out!
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Gurdy 06:53 AM 03-02-2011
At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!
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missnikki 06:56 AM 03-02-2011
Originally Posted by Gurdy:
At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!
That is hysterical.
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Blackcat31 08:02 AM 03-03-2011
Ok, I am cutting up stuff for lunchand have a group of 3's sitting at the table doing some crafts...conversationis going like this:

DCB: "Can you pass the markers, please?"
DCG: "You can't have the markers because you are still using the glue"
DCB "You aren't the boss of me"
DCG:" My dad said when you get boobs, you are the boss!"
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missnikki 08:04 AM 03-03-2011
Ahaha!!! Dad's onto us, ladies....
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momatheart 08:52 AM 03-03-2011
Originally Posted by Gurdy:
At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!
I am laughing out loud over this one. Too funny.
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Zoe 09:16 AM 03-03-2011
Originally Posted by Blackcat31:
Ok, I am cutting up stuff for lunchand have a group of 3's sitting at the table doing some crafts...conversationis going like this:

DCB: "Can you pass the markers, please?"
DCG: "You can't have the markers because you are still using the glue"
DCB "You aren't the boss of me"
DCG:" My dad said when you get boobs, you are the boss!"
Sounds like that Dad knows how things are really supposed to work! Love it!
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Little People 09:24 AM 03-03-2011
Two of my dcg's have runny noses, the 2yr old wiped her nose and them looked at the 19mts and said...here let me get that nose for you it has a green buger on it
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laundrymom 10:05 AM 03-03-2011
I have a 4 who told me today that "pee was yellow and that if it was ever green not to flush and go get my mom so she could check it. "

I don't even want to know why that was his worry of the day. Lol
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