3.5 DCB comes back from week long vacation and DCM says
"He did great, no accidents ALL week, not even a 'little' accident"
Later that day DCB pops out with, " I gotta go potty, I peed my bed last night"
I said "oh no, I thought you didn't have any accidents"
DCB "I did, I peed my bed"
Me "but your mommy said you didn't have any accidents all week"
DCB "yeah well, she lied"
Me "excuse me? What did you just say?"
DCB (in louder frustrated voice) "I said she lied! She lied! I pee my bed!"

gotta love brutal honesty
spinnymarie 06:39 AM 03-20-2014
Ha! I guess she meant no accidents between the hours of 7:00 and 5:00 -- which is all you need to know about anyway, since that's when he is at your house.
mountainside13 06:51 AM 03-20-2014
Hahaha! I love how honest kids can be!
KidGrind 04:56 PM 03-20-2014